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Hopkirk
I have been telling my son my dad jokes since he was five years old. He's all groaned up now...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are going quickly. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have no plans as such, but I...
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Hopkirk
I'll tell you what makes my blood boil. Faulty space suits....
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emmie
morning, Monday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Today's forecast for the capital is a lowly...
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emmie
morning Sunday, a day of rest for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you any anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI at...
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a friend for coffee...
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Hopkirk
I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Weggie Kray....
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emmie
morning - Friday and the end of the working week for some. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have an early appointment at...
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Hopkirk
A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed. Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the week is whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am seeing a doctor at 12pm from the...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a phone call at 3-4 or so...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a fairly quiet day today which...
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Hopkirk
The furniture salesman assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat four people without any problems. Then it occurred to me I don't think I know four people without any problems....
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1ozzy
..rooms required? https://ibb.co/xCMkBVB...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a...
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glenlass
Mother used it to do the laundry Does this bird have too much blood? Thanks for any help...
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Hopkirk
My neighbour makes sports equipment in his shed late at night, which is really annoying. He's always making a racket.
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Chipchopper
I'm being pestered with phone calls and emails from the furniture shop. All I wanted was a one-night stand....
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emmie
morning, Sunday, the day of rest, at least it should be. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Depending on the weather i...

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