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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the start of the weekend. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to a friends for lunch and...
04:32 Sat 01st Oct 202276 answers, last by emmie 09:06 Sat 01st Oct 2022
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whitejack9

Tree Damaging A Public Footpath

I have a tree on my property that is damaging the footpath on the public highway. I am getting the tree removed and stump ground. Am I responsible for the cost of repairing the footpath?
20:49 Thu 29th Sep 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:50 Fri 30th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide with Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
07:06 Fri 30th Sep 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 10:34 Fri 30th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already the end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a phone call from the...
04:23 Fri 30th Sep 202259 answers, last by emmie 08:33 Fri 30th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife left me because of my gambling addiction, but I know I can win her back...
09:38 Thu 29th Sep 202210 answers, last by Spicerack 12:15 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

50 per cent of people who go to watch The Cure end up watching Placebo, but enjoy it just as much.
06:49 Wed 28th Sep 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:41 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days are rolling by so quickly i can't keep up I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have an...
04:41 Thu 29th Sep 202256 answers, last by barry1010 09:31 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, the time certainly goes by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have the pest...
04:34 Wed 28th Sep 202238 answers, last by emmie 08:19 Wed 28th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the days and nights are drawing in. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Todays forecast for the...
04:29 Tue 27th Sep 202265 answers, last by emmie 08:52 Tue 27th Sep 2022
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musicmummy

Amateur Needs Advice

Hiya, from someone who has never successfully grown anything in my life. I started off a sunflower seed in my house on the kitchen window and was amazed how tall it got so quickly. When it was about...
16:15 Sun 25th Sep 202213 answers, last by Chipchopper 01:18 Tue 27th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday I went swanning around the town centre. I hissed at people, and broke a man's arm....
06:53 Mon 26th Sep 202223 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:50 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food...
04:33 Mon 26th Sep 202252 answers, last by emmie 08:19 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm no good at dwarf impressions, but hey-ho.
06:42 Sun 25th Sep 20229 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:56 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Shaglene

One Leg................

A man with one leg missing lands a job at a top brewery. A spokesman for the unnamed beer company told reporters "We've put him in charge of the hops."...
18:25 Sat 24th Sep 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:45 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, a day of rest, for having a lie in perhaps. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. todays forecast for the capital is a lowly 18c with...
04:32 Sun 25th Sep 202226 answers, last by LadyCG 09:41 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The police were hunting a burglar who regularly stole musical instruments. The guy they stopped denied it was him, but they found the lute on him....
06:57 Sat 24th Sep 202219 answers, last by Canary42 14:41 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the start of the weekend, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to the hospital...
04:35 Sat 24th Sep 202261 answers, last by LadyCG 09:26 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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Chipchopper

Sabotage

A guy was fired from his job at the Dorito's factory, after going berserk with a forklift truck, knocking over stacks of produce. Former colleagues said, he had a big chip on his shoulder...
10:35 Fri 23rd Sep 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:34 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Dave drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted....
07:02 Fri 23rd Sep 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 11:47 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
04:48 Fri 23rd Sep 202237 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:39 Fri 23rd Sep 2022

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