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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting a friend for coffee at...
04:41 Sat 10th Sep 202260 answers, last by emmie 08:35 Sat 10th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Dependent on whether a...
04:32 Fri 09th Sep 202281 answers, last by anneasquith 10:59 Fri 09th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My uncle is a lion tamer. He went bankrupt and they took nearly everything, but at least he has still got his pride....
07:18 Thu 08th Sep 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 14:36 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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sandyRoe

Duck Eggs

I bought 6. As they're bigger than hens eggs how long to soft boil them?
15:38 Wed 07th Sep 20228 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:18 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, where is the time going. I Hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? the weather has certainly turned,...
04:46 Thu 08th Sep 202249 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 16:33 Mon 03rd Oct 2022
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sandyRoe

Who Knew?

I had a barber come to my house this morning to cut my hair and trim my beard. As she was finishing she splashed a few drops from a bottle onto her palm and rubbed it into my beard. It was beard oil,...
15:08 Wed 07th Sep 202215 answers, last by jno 18:32 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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Chipchopper

Just For Laughs

I had a happy childhood, seems like only yesterday my dear papa would put me in old car tires and roll me down hill. Aye, those were the goodyears....
07:13 Wed 07th Sep 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:29 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I recently took my naval exams. I got 7 C's...
07:03 Wed 07th Sep 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:02 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are going fast, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food delivery to...
04:40 Wed 07th Sep 202242 answers, last by emmie 08:34 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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Chipchopper

Don't Try This....

I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta
07:31 Tue 06th Sep 202210 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Peter Pedant

Boris Goes ( Finally )

Are you all dead out there ? Boris has given his farewell speech Boris lies as he leaves no 10 -listing his successes and strengths in fact listing the problems he leaves lovely Liz a lot of ideas...
08:18 Tue 06th Sep 202290 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:22 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
08:57 Tue 06th Sep 20229 answers, last by jno 14:30 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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William51

When Is A Door..?

When is a door not a door?. When it is ajar!....
18:04 Mon 05th Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:03 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Shaglene

Wind It Back..............

Paddy wanted to sell his car so his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for his car. He saw him a few days later and asked how he had got on. Paddy said that...
19:08 Mon 05th Sep 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:50 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the week is rolling along, i Hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am waiting on the paperwork for my...
04:28 Tue 06th Sep 202282 answers, last by emmie 08:29 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and its back to the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have two appointments today,...
04:46 Mon 05th Sep 202251 answers, last by anneasquith 10:57 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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Chipchopper

Discovery

Historians at Hampton court have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds...
09:30 Sun 04th Sep 20228 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:22 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise. I shout "Stop", but if anything, that seems to make it worse....
07:26 Sun 04th Sep 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:19 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday the day of rest, i hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am going to the local church bring and share lunch...
04:40 Sun 04th Sep 202265 answers, last by emmie 08:21 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a scruffy guy on a unicycle? Attire....
06:58 Sat 03rd Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:27 Sat 03rd Sep 2022

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