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Hopkirk
Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for it....
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1ozzy
..A book from Ikea https://ibb.co/ftSt8VQ...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, hasn't this week gone quickly, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a weekly phone call from my...
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Hopkirk
Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
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emmie
morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have to wait in this...
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Hopkirk
I set my son the task of learning the alphabet in Morse code. He came to me after a few hours and said "did it Da Da"...
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emmie
morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing...
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Hopkirk
I was just thinking, I've never finished a painting. I've got a black belt in partial arts....
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Hopkirk
A genie offered to make any wish come true. I said I just wanted to be happy. Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are rolling by. I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today? I have a food shop coming at 9am, so...
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emmie
morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are rolling by. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am still house bound to some...
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Chipchopper
I've been wrongly accusing my washing machine of shrinking all my cloths. It turns out, it was the fridge all along....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? A mate is dropping by later with...
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Hopkirk
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable....
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emmie
morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
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mjulian
Apologies if this is not the correct place to ask this but I cannot find a suitable slot! Having looked at previous questions re pop up gazebos, all the recommendations are so old and the products no...
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Hopkirk
I went for an audition for a play, and my friends told me to break a leg. I ended up in a cast....
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, hasn't this week gone quickly. I hope that you are in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today?...
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malagabob
Sowed 3 short rows of Radish . Some of them have produced what to expect. Others where the bulb should have formed has still to swell into normal shape. Staying a radish colour but less than 5mm...
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend is here. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? A friend, suitably masked, is coming over with...

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