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melv16

Charlotte Potatoes

I dug and ate some yesterday and they slightly disintegrated in the pan. They are supposed to be a waxy spud but ended up floury. Have I dug them too early or should I let them mature a bit out of the...
10:58 Fri 01st Jul 202212 answers, last by Togo 18:07 Sat 02nd Jul 2022
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Canary42

The New Sunglasses

Nicked from another forum, but I found it amusing and though you might like it. https://ibb.co/0VQkVgx...
11:30 Fri 01st Jul 202210 answers, last by mallyh 16:48 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm dating an anaesthetist. She's a local girl....
07:09 Fri 01st Jul 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 07:43 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park. She sells C cells by the seesaw....
07:35 Thu 30th Jun 202211 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:33 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today. I am going to meet a...
04:41 Fri 01st Jul 202241 answers, last by emmie 07:55 Fri 01st Jul 2022
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sandyRoe

Where Do Birds Go?

There used to be a flock of Starlings would come and eat most of a fat block in a matter of minutes from a bird feeder. I haven't seen them this year. Where could they have gone?
12:11 Wed 29th Jun 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:37 Thu 30th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the week's going fast, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you any plans for today? The forecast for the capital is 20c with...
04:21 Thu 30th Jun 202291 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:55 Thu 30th Jun 2022
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flobadob

Fill Gap On Worktop?

I'm just wondering what is the best thing to use to fill a gap between 2 pieces of kitchen worktop? Would it be best to use silicone or wood filler, or something else?...
19:31 Tue 28th Jun 20226 answers, last by Togo 18:28 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The owner counted out thirteen and handed them over. I said "You've given me one too many" He replied "That one is a freebie"...
06:47 Wed 29th Jun 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:54 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday, midweek already and the days are rolling by. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am hoping a friend calls me...
04:19 Wed 29th Jun 202268 answers, last by lady-janine 08:07 Wed 29th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I used to be a programmer for autocorrect, but they fried me for no raisin.
07:16 Tue 28th Jun 20227 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:41 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Lie-in King

RIP Mamyalynne

It is with the utmost sadness & regret that I'm posting that Mamyalynne passed away this evening just before 6:00. She went peacefully, with myself, her daughter, son-in-law & grandson present. She...
19:37 Mon 13th Jun 2022205 answers, last by jennyjoan 12:53 Sat 30th Mar 2024
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are flying by, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today. I am off to Moorfield's eye hospital...
05:05 Tue 28th Jun 202261 answers, last by emmie 07:32 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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lankeela

There Was A Break In At The Paper Factory

and police are asking people to keep an eye for the thieves - it is believed they took the A4.
21:16 Sun 26th Jun 202218 answers, last by FatticusInch 13:49 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A friend of mine went for an interview with an airline in Helsinki ten years ago, and he hasn't been seen since. He vanished into Finnair....
06:17 Mon 27th Jun 202212 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:53 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already and the start of the working week for some of you. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? I have a food...
04:15 Mon 27th Jun 202252 answers, last by emmie 08:22 Mon 27th Jun 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Two wind turbines standing in a field near Glastonbury. One says "What sort of music do you like?" The other replies "I'm a huge metal fan"....
08:49 Sun 26th Jun 20222 answers, last by Spicerack 08:58 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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1ozzy

I Just Learnt

If you tip your canoe over it can become head wear. It's cap sized....
08:26 Sun 26th Jun 20226 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:32 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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Canary42

Eating Out

I ordered [i] Fish in a Herb Sauce [i] at the restaurant this evening. It wasn't very nice so I was going to send it back but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice....
00:39 Sun 26th Jun 20229 answers, last by Spicerack 08:54 Sun 26th Jun 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, where do the days go, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting a friend for a...
04:20 Sun 26th Jun 202260 answers, last by emmie 09:01 Sun 26th Jun 2022

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