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Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday, midweek already and the days are rolling by, I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today?...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday and the days are going fast, I hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? -...

emmie

morning, Monday already, the start of the working week for some, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I have a food shop...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday and the weekend is flying by, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

OCD. I've checked three or four hundred times, and I definitely don't have it.

Shaglene

Red Indian Names..............

A little Indian boy asked his father how Red Indian children got their names. The father said, "When your sister was born, I looked out of the tepee and saw an elk running so I called her Running Elk....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting up with a friend for...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The

My new girlfriend asked me what I do for a job, and I told her I work in a bowling alley. She said "Ten pin?" "No, it's a permanent position" I told her....

Shaglene

Eurovision Song Contest................

Congratulations to Ukraine for winning the 2022 competition next week.

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Friday already, the end of the working week for some, I hope that you are all in good health, if not then my sympathies are with you. And that you have as good a day as possible, do you have...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw this bloke who was a cross between an ostrich and a serial killer. He was always burying other people’s heads in the sand...

Shaglene

Confusions Part 2.................

3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around. 4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge but not in refrigerator. 5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days are rolling by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I just found out that rubbish collectors don't get any training to do the job. They just pick things up as they go along....

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...

emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, where do the days go, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a very pleasant one, do you have any plans for the day?...

Hopkirk