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Hopkirk
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
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emmie
morning, Saturday, the weekend starts here, I hope that you are as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Looks like spring has finally arrived...
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mallyh
"dad why is my sister called teresa " "because your mum loves easter and teresa is an anagram of easter " "thanks dad " "no problem alan "...
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maggiebee
A man appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates. Have you done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked. "Well I can think of one thing" the man offered. "Once on a trip in the Black Hills out...
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megfitz
Suggestions please for fast growing evergreen twining climbers preferably with flowers for a sunny aspect with acidic soil. It’s to cover a deer fence at the front of a property and will have chickens...
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Hopkirk
I ran into Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday. I asked him what his favourite Christian festival is, and he said "Has to be Easter, baby"...
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emmie
morning, Good Friday already, the days go so fast, i hope that you are all in good health, and that the day is a pleasant one for you. Do you have anything planned for the day? I have some friends...
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maggiebee
I was on my way downstairs this morning when I tripped over my wife's bra. How was I to know she'd set a booby trap?...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, have you anything planned for today?...
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haras2
I have 2 year old Wisteria which is not yet in leaf. Have I lost it or is it too early yet? There was no really hard frost here over the winter...
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notlynx
Neighbouring house, currently let, has 22 ft.damson tree which showers fruits into my garden. The stones, containing cyanide, are a danger to my dog as he will eat them, and I have to try to find them...
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lady-janine
I have just been informed by a friend and neighbour of Boatys that he had died. He has been in very poor health recently as you all know. I have been in touch with both Boaty and his friends to try...
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Hopkirk
A friend of mine has a butler whose left arm is missing. Serves him right....
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emmie
morning, Wednesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I have a friend popping over for a...
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pastafreak
The Orchid Mantis...stunning. And deadly no doubt to other insects. https://kyanitedragon.tumblr.com/post/622118152243986432/orchid-mantis-hymenopus-coronatus-l6-female We always had praying mantis in...
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Hopkirk
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why....
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days are whizzing by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, if you are not well, you have my sympathy, so here's hoping your day is a good one, do you have anything...
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Patsy33
I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National. Sunshine. Moonlight. Good Times If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame...
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maggiebee
I was in a restaurant the other night. I said to the waiter "We'll have some wine with our meal and make sure it's a good voltage." "Doesn't sir mean vintage?" "No" I said "Voltage. Your prices are...
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Hopkirk
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time....

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