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Mags22
My unprimed rosemary, kept shady in winter, looks as if it’s died. Should I prune back and put it into sunlight and hope for the best, or discard it?...
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Hopkirk
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
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emmie
morning, It definitely Thursday today, sorry about yesterday, the days do get confusing sometimes. I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, do you have anything...
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Hopkirk
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have an online shop to...
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agardener
I recently bought a Spear and Jackson chainsaw, the second one I've had, the first was very good but now worn out. The new one starts and runs ok but you really need to wind up the revs for it to cut...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, the days just fly by, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then I fully sympathise, and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today? I have nothing...
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Hopkirk
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon, but it never really took off.
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emmie
morning, Monday already, the working week for some starts here. I hope that you are in good health, and that the day is a pleasant one for you, have you any plans for today? I have a friend visiting...
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emmie
morning, Sunday and the weekend is flying by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, if not then my sympathies are with you, and that you have as good a day as possible under the circumstances. Do...
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Hopkirk
Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that....
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emmie
morning, Friday already and the end of the working week for some of you. I hope that you are quite well and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
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Hopkirk
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family....
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goodgoalie
In my local Post Office today I asked for a book of 12 second class stamps and was told " only books of 8 available" They are the new ones with the QR code that we'll all have to use from next year -...
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Bazile
Just watching 'Africa's Wild horizons' Didn't know that Swaziland has one of the toughest policies against poachers Also I hate watching snakes and bats . Spiders don't bother me Can't think of any...
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Chipchopper
Hermes has changed its name to Evri. Does this mean they're going to lose my parcels evri time ?...
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Hopkirk
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one. Anything planned for today. I have a food shop coming at 9 so there...
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Rondy
I find as I get older I only need 3 shops in my life, Specsavers, Boots and Greggs. My life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls. ______________...
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Hopkirk
Whiteboards are remarkable.

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