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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger, and then it hit me
07:51 Wed 23rd Feb 20224 answers, last by vulcan42 11:24 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Chipchopper

Primates

Q, What haircare products do apes prefer to use ? A, Vidal baboon....
21:00 Tue 22nd Feb 20226 answers, last by maggiebee 13:21 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday already, the week is going fast. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one, I am posting earlier than normal as i can't get back to sleep. Do you...
05:30 Wed 23rd Feb 202274 answers, last by emmie 09:37 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My friend said "cheer up, you could be in a hole in the ground full of water" I know he means well....
06:48 Tue 22nd Feb 20225 answers, last by McMouse 14:30 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning Tuesday already, where do the days go, i am somewhat earlier than normal as i can't get back to sleep, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one. Do you have...
05:27 Tue 22nd Feb 202254 answers, last by emmie 10:16 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some, i hope that you are in good health, if not you have my sympathy, and that your day is a good one. Do you have any thing planned for today? I...
05:47 Mon 21st Feb 202256 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:36 Mon 21st Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, this week has sped by, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, any plans for it? I have a phone call from my friend in NI to look forward...
05:44 Sun 20th Feb 202273 answers, last by emmie 10:01 Sun 20th Feb 2022
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Patsy33

A Big Mistake

Having a dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake..
17:28 Sat 19th Feb 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:06 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines....
07:57 Fri 18th Feb 20228 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:44 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the weekend has arrived, I hope that you are in good health and that your day goes well, any plans for it? My mate is coming over later to have a natter and a coffee. which...
05:44 Sat 19th Feb 202268 answers, last by emmie 09:27 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Bobbisox1

Well, How Did You Fare Or How Are You Faring With Storm Eunace?

I expected to be awake with high winds etc through the night, Mr B had gone out and secured the garden chairs to a small corner for safety …no wind ( yet) but we do have a covering of snow about an...
09:32 Fri 18th Feb 202250 answers, last by Musictv2019 11:25 Sat 19th Feb 2022
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Shaglene

Wind................

I'm not saying that it is windy but my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course on Tuesday.
15:36 Thu 17th Feb 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:50 Fri 18th Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the working week is almost over for some, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, anyone have plans for today?...
05:39 Fri 18th Feb 202257 answers, last by lady-janine 09:41 Fri 18th Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days have whizzed by, i hope that you are in good health and that your day whatever you are doing is a good one....
05:43 Thu 17th Feb 202230 answers, last by emmie 09:33 Thu 17th Feb 2022
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Chipchopper

Who Is It

I was watching TV the other day and decided to steal one of his jokes. I got home the other day and the phone was ringing, I said "whose speaking" and a voice said "you are" Tim Vine....
14:50 Wed 16th Feb 20224 answers, last by ToraToraTora 15:26 Wed 16th Feb 2022
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Rondy

The Heavens

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever...
10:35 Wed 16th Feb 20226 answers, last by Ellipsis 14:22 Wed 16th Feb 2022
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Canary42

Groaner Of The Day

On holiday in Devon I met a Dalek. "Where are you from?" I asked. It replied "Exeter, mate. Exeter, mate"...
03:12 Wed 16th Feb 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Wed 16th Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday, midweek already, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, i am posting much earlier than normal as i can't get back to sleep, so if anyone is...
05:16 Wed 16th Feb 202271 answers, last by emmie 09:18 Wed 16th Feb 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Tuesday and the days are going fast, i hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, any plans for today?...
05:43 Tue 15th Feb 202256 answers, last by emmie 09:12 Tue 15th Feb 2022
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delero77

When Watering My Plants, Is There A Way To Get Rid Off The Remaining Water In The Pot?

I have started having some plants in my home. Those have a inner pot and a outer pot, the inner pot has holes the outer not. I have added a few stones in the outer pot so the plants/inner pot dont...
10:49 Thu 10th Feb 202212 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:13 Mon 14th Feb 2022

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