An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far...
....a bird I can't identify....but I will! If I have to spend all evening drinking local wine and googling birds I will find it.......
Your bliss today?......x...
A man is sitting by his car at the side of the road lookng unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a...
Or does anyone else think its abnormally warm?
I have come in this office and opened the window but someone has already had their heater on too
I'm not closing mine...
Her indoors is always going on at me to take responsibility as regards to birth control . Why don't you have a vasectomy she's always saying . I ain't got the time - i'm too busy , i keep telling her...
The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Glasgow. Wee Billy walks on stage and asks him, "Can you help me with ma hearing?" The Pope says "yes," and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays,...
Good morning everyone - well today's going to be the hot one ...right on target with our Public Holiday ...I'm so glad I'm not driving home later today !!! and now to the points dept - and I'm very...
This good old first aid favourite is no longer available in the UK and neither is the TCP equivalent. Much better than the cream for some applications can anyone recommend an antiseptic ointment that...