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lankeela
The ginger haired boy AIbie was the spitting image of Gary Windass in Corrie. Wondered if they were reIated....
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marval
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far...
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coffeeboy
My wife said she was leaving me because I think I'm a supermarket cashier, I said do you want a hand packing.
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stuey
Anyone here from there?
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gness
Have a wonderful birthday on the 8th.....best wishes...... Ann...x...
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sandyRoe
I never hope to see one, But I can tell you, anyhow, I’d rather see than be one! Any verses come to your mind on this, National Poetry Day?...
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gness
....a bird I can't identify....but I will! If I have to spend all evening drinking local wine and googling birds I will find it....... Your bliss today?......x...
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marval
A man is sitting by his car at the side of the road lookng unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. "I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man. "That's not a...
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Mamyalynne
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Ric.ror
Or does anyone else think its abnormally warm? I have come in this office and opened the window but someone has already had their heater on too I'm not closing mine...
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Bazile
Her indoors is always going on at me to take responsibility as regards to birth control . Why don't you have a vasectomy she's always saying . I ain't got the time - i'm too busy , i keep telling her...
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maggiebee
The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Glasgow. Wee Billy walks on stage and asks him, "Can you help me with ma hearing?" The Pope says "yes," and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays,...
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slinky.kate
if you are only allowed one type of beverage for a week,what would it be,mine is Yorkshire tea.
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cupid04
I've just seen 6 Brent Geese fly over my garden. They make a lovely noise. Well I'm not far from the sea you know!...
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1ozzy
...The English Rugby Team and teabags? Teabags stays in the cup longer....
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Jackdaw33
...that MrsO has not been on AB for three weeks now. I do hope that she hasn't had a relapse.
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - well today's going to be the hot one ...right on target with our Public Holiday ...I'm so glad I'm not driving home later today !!! and now to the points dept - and I'm very...
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catmando
This good old first aid favourite is no longer available in the UK and neither is the TCP equivalent. Much better than the cream for some applications can anyone recommend an antiseptic ointment that...
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gard-ener
4a. Dance an alien dance 6 letters 26a. Stuff about the third man - e - r - e Many thanks for help...

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