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cupid04

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied lubricant....
23:06 Sat 16th May 20157 answers, last by tonyav 00:57 Sun 17th May 2015
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Snowdrop59

Independent Prize Crossword #313 Saturday May 16Th 2015

genus of over 100 herbaceous perennial plants of the umbelliferae family whose umbels are compound with bracts few or absent stuck on 20 across ?e?e?i Sorry - forgot to specify which paper in my first...
23:49 Sat 16th May 20153 answers, last by Snowdrop59 23:56 Sat 16th May 2015
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cheechmendez

Times Jumbo 1149

Stuck on my last answer. 47D Building supported by another (4,2) -E-N, -O Thanks in advance....
23:23 Sat 16th May 20154 answers, last by cheechmendez 23:26 Sat 16th May 2015
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cupid04

Bar Talk

Tw guys chatting in a bar. 'My wife keeps hinting about a sexy gift she wants,' one says. 'She said it begins with D and ends in O, and vibrates in a pleasing way.' 'Blimey ,' the second guy gasps....
22:38 Sat 16th May 20155 answers, last by PankySmooch 22:46 Sat 16th May 2015
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basher66

Popular Songs From 1960 To 2000

1.snuff holder initially on front family wheels 4 2 7 letters. 2.found in Capital A-Z 7 2 6 letters. 3.is this the song of freedom ? 9 6 letters. 4.God holds initial little pinkie 10 letters. 5. bills...
08:11 Sat 16th May 201514 answers, last by basher66 19:16 Sun 17th May 2015
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ProphKev

Heap Of Hay

this eludes me. ?O??...
08:28 Sat 16th May 201513 answers, last by cupid04 08:38 Sat 16th May 2015
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Saturday. T'internet is behaving this morning...so far! :o} Overcast here this morning. I can smell rain. Not so good for a weekend is it! Tiggy is in fine shape, he spent some time exploring the...
05:11 Sat 16th May 201593 answers, last by joggerjayne 12:39 Sat 16th May 2015
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seekeerz

The Km Links Game - May Week 3

Good morning everyone - and it's a lovely one here today, very cold night but the day is just gorgeous, clear and sunny .....hoping it will bring my bulbs along. On the other hand, the links aren't...
03:24 Sat 16th May 201561 answers, last by scorpiojo 00:15 Mon 18th May 2015
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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23:06 Fri 15th May 201522 answers, last by Jordyboy9 19:58 Sat 16th May 2015
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gness

Mirth Today Has Been.....

....tucking into bacon and cabbage in an Irish pub......a chap came in and sat at the next table. He looked like Jesus.....long hair and a nice beard.......he was dressed in a Lenny the Lion outfit....
00:09 Sat 16th May 201522 answers, last by Gavmacp 13:16 Sat 16th May 2015
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thesecondlaw

Sad Songs

Are there any songs that ALWAYS make you well up, no matter how often you listen to them? I've got three. Emma by Hot Chocolate Cat's On The Cradle by Harry Chapin Alone Again (naturally) by Gilbert...
15:40 Fri 15th May 201584 answers, last by Colmc54 01:34 Sun 07th Jun 2015
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cupid04

Baby Boy

A husband and wife are cooing over their newborn baby boy. Look at the size of his ***, the man smiles. He's going to give the ladies a lot of pleasure when he is older! 'Don't feel bad, dear' his...
22:11 Fri 15th May 201514 answers, last by Psybbo 22:38 Fri 15th May 2015
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Caribeing

Liz Mc Donald Corrie

Liz all dolled up in the bar Ken compared her to a famous painting, A Bar At The Folies Bergere. I can't do a link but look it up and see you can you spot the resemblance!
21:04 Fri 15th May 201513 answers, last by mrs.chappie 16:06 Sat 16th May 2015
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Chipchopper

My Heart Wasn't Really In The Job...

I lost my job as a lumberjack, when the boss-man came along and caught me hugging a tree.. . . . He gave me the ax but I just couldn't hack it....
21:41 Fri 15th May 20158 answers, last by tonyav 22:04 Fri 15th May 2015
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Tom51

Daily Mail

24a scare runner veering on the inside (7) ????r?e 27a what compositors used to do-with ray it could be pretty easy (7) ????s?t Thanks in advance...
13:51 Fri 15th May 20152 answers, last by cupid04 13:56 Fri 15th May 2015
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ukanonymous

Forgot Name Of Comedy

It wasnt famous it was a dark haired shortish balding man who always said unfunny things like at dinner parties etc. The comedy was focused around him. Kind of cringe worthy and funny at the same...
15:47 Wed 13th May 201541 answers, last by ukanonymous 23:11 Fri 15th May 2015
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Bazile

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Why have you not got an avatar ?
11:43 Fri 15th May 201540 answers, last by tonyav 21:50 Fri 15th May 2015
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EcclesCake

I Have A Spare Couple Of Hours....

What should I do? So far I have come up with ironing centre creases in my jeans and painting a light bulb black to see if the rooms gets darker when I switch the lamp on. What else could I do?...
11:22 Fri 15th May 201528 answers, last by Ken4155 18:28 Sat 16th May 2015
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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23:00 Thu 14th May 201516 answers, last by cupid04 10:28 Fri 15th May 2015
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chalky2850

Dt27802

7a Singer in pub, one having vocal expression(8) 13d Member of family carries nothing around? Big van can do the job (10)R????????? 20a Firm's reputation? Distinct danger that will be ruined(6,8)...
01:27 Fri 15th May 20155 answers, last by chalky2850 01:45 Fri 15th May 2015

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