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Animal Etiquette

Does anybody know who wrote the poem that begins, I think like this, "Should a cassowary courtesy to a camel Should a porpoise say good morning to a shark" There are a few more verses, if anyone can...
18:58 Tue 19th May 20154 answers, last by dickythecook 19:13 Tue 19th May 2015
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Sudden Shower

Smallest Hardest 1d sudden shower Spit? Spot? I have no idea. TIA...
12:10 Mon 10th Nov 20145 answers, last by dannyk13 14:27 Mon 10th Nov 2014
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How Much?

Does anyone in ABland know how much it costs to leave a router on per hour or per day? mrscook is driving me mad, she keeps turning it off,even when I am using the wireless connection
10:18 Fri 08th Mar 20137 answers, last by hc4361 22:52 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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D M Pitcherwits Wed 6Th

Does anyone have the answer for 15d, she can be encountered in the answering machine (4) I have R--N. I also have REV for 16 a, what the vicar did to his engine. That then gives me RR-N as part answer...
10:26 Wed 06th Mar 20136 answers, last by dickythecook 10:32 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Galloping Home (A Poem)

This landed in my inbox, I thought I would share. Galloping Home They say I should be thinner, but I do like beef for dinner. So a supermarket ready meal I’ll chew. Apparently it’s risky, but...
15:10 Mon 04th Mar 20133 answers, last by Jemisa 23:05 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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Antiques Roadshow

One should not take the English language for granted. Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to Antiques Roadshow "Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers...
14:20 Sat 02nd Mar 20137 answers, last by tenrec 17:27 Sat 02nd Mar 2013
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The Kiiling Series 3 Last Ep.

Can any of you clever people tell me where I can download the last episode of this series, I recorded it for mrs cook while she was away, but he machine fouled up on the last one. Any help would be...
09:29 Sat 02nd Mar 20134 answers, last by dickythecook 07:32 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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I Hate Brian Cox

Mind you, jealousy is a terrible thing! ;-(...
22:00 Sun 24th Feb 201317 answers, last by mccfluff 16:29 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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The Cows Lament

I was talking to an aged aunt yesterday and her Land Army days came up in conversation. This sparked a memory of a poem. Apologies to the real poets on AB. Artificial insemination, I thought it was a...
11:21 Mon 18th Feb 20139 answers, last by askyourgran 23:47 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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The Cab Driver

In case you missed this one, A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mum," said the boy, "What are all those...
15:44 Sat 16th Feb 20133 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:56 Sat 16th Feb 2013
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Sir Lancelot Today

Just curious. 1 across answer= dogfight. Being thick, I cannot work out the answer from the cryptic clue,....... "Follow 50 lost in plane journey-as in the Battle of Britain" Explain it to this...
15:27 Sun 10th Feb 20134 answers, last by Dickythecook 15:33 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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In A Scottish Hospital

Apologies if this is recent, I haven't seen it for some years, I thought I should share. dtc Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of...
18:55 Wed 06th Feb 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 21:36 Thu 07th Feb 2013
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Mrs Browns Boys

Well back on form tonight. I know it has its detractors, but I am not one of them
22:04 Mon 04th Feb 201323 answers, last by em10 16:39 Tue 05th Feb 2013
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@dotty (Djhawkes)

I changed my avatar to the Town crest, just for you
14:43 Mon 04th Feb 20138 answers, last by craft1948 15:49 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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How To Flatten A Stomach. (Bit Rude)

Apologies A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes...
23:09 Sat 02nd Feb 201322 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:41 Sun 03rd Feb 2013
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Train Crash

This is a rear view from a train running through a tornado. Tornado1.wmv...
15:36 Fri 01st Feb 20139 answers, last by Mosaic 16:21 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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Diary Of A Cruise

Apologies for c&p but I don't know how long this connection will last. DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- All my nicest dresses, swimsuits, shorts etc. Really, really exciting. Our...
14:21 Thu 31st Jan 20135 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:21 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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@buenchico

I am looking for a fairly basic laptop for my cousin. She has a very old laptop (acer) with win XP. She is not really computer savvy, but she is learning and rather fancies a toshiba C855. I think...
00:52 Fri 18th Jan 20133 answers, last by Dickythecook 18:01 Tue 29th Jan 2013
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Quasimodo Comes Home

Quasimodo comes home from a hard days bellringing at Notre Dame and sees Esmerelda in the kitchen with a wok in her hand. He says, in his best Charles Laughton voice, "Esmerelda! You know I don't like...
22:05 Thu 17th Jan 20135 answers, last by eioruhteoisdf 00:29 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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Haggis At Aldi

Grants tinned haggis at 30.4p/100g or Murrays fresh haggis at 24p/100g Decisions, decisions. Which one would you go for?, or should I just settle for a Mcdonkeys. TIC ;-p dtc...
13:48 Wed 16th Jan 20134 answers, last by Dee Sa 10:30 Sun 27th Jan 2013

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