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cupid04
19 Irish men go to the cinema. The ticket lady says, 'why are there so many of you tonight?' Mick replies, 'the film says 18 and over miss.'...
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EcclesCake
Do you give a second thought to regular ABers who haven't posted for a while, or those who have thrown in their flounce form or had it thrown at them?...
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marval
We just paid for a survey for our house, 8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it. I was always taking notes at my last job, But then they checked the till. I purchased a microwave bed recently, 8...
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marval
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"...
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sunny-dave
An AA warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing (including a scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock...
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hc4361
I've never been to the Tattoo and it is about time I did. Any advice? We live in the West Midlands and can't decide on doing a coach/hotel/Tattoo trip with the like of Shearings or go by train and...
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ibizaboy
all reccomendations considered. good quality, not mega costly, over the ear headphones. thankyou.
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guitpic
What is there that has not already been done in music? Or to put it another way: Is there a vacuum musically waiting to be filled, what does music need in the way of a new wave?...
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fairycakes69
I' m a paid sales assistant in a charity shop, just been told I'm not allowed to leave the shop even for lunch. I'm in from 8.45 till 5.15, paid for 7 hours. Have worked for them for 4 years and they...
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lynbrown
This is called a new program in today's Record but I remember it from few years ago Am I right?...
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Sqad
What has " Force 10 from Navarone" got to do with the " Guns of Navarone?" What is the link........if any?...
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slinky.kate
I am on my own at the moment,tv rubbish,eyes are sore with reading so much,i might do some cooking ,I have a huge carton of mince to cook,so I will think of something to do with that, then what ???...
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granny grump
Damn blast and bum - I am so cross - i ordered Panazonic Lumix SZ9 Digital Camera at Tesco direct for collection today after 4pm and guess what - it didn't arrive - too late now for the wedding or to...
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uncle al
I seem to have lost the ability to see streets etc in a "plan" view (ie directly above) GE seems to default to a kind of street view, and sets viewing at an angle rather than from above (when not in...
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nellypope
I love Christmas, Birthday's etc, but New Year's always leaves me cold. Everyone and every family have their own traditions for most celebrations and I was wondering does anyone have any particular...
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KerryWatson
Which motivational/educational quote has helped you the most in your life....
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granny grump
I'm looking to buy a reasonably priced small digital camera to take every day shots with good resolution. I currently have a Kodak 3X optical zoom which has been fine. I noticed yesterday at a boxing...
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Caribeing
Not the same without Ronnie Barker, David Jason wasted on this, trying too much to re-enact the original, not many corner shops now where the owner wears a brown overall wasn't impressed with the...
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LyndaB
How often can Home Farm burn down?
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marval
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she had been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into pyjamas’ and slippers, made herself a coffee and...

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