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Wet Wet Wet......

BBC BREAKING NEWS Wet Wet Wet singer Marti Pellow diagnosed with Arthritis. When asked about the severity of the condition, his response... "I feel it in my fingers.. I feel it in my toes..."...

Atheist

Mam used to mend torn clothes with a product which was a sort of cloth with an adhesive side. She would cut off a bit that was big enough to cover the tear and then press it with a hot iron so that it...

Canary42

A Few Quickies (A K A Groaners)

What do you call a mouse that swears? A cursor. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = BREAKING NEWS: It appears that thieves have made off with all the motorway signs in Yorkshire....

SparklyKid

My Wife Says I Am The Worst Lover She Has Ever Had.

I replied "how can you decide a thing like that in two minutes"...

knowmurf

Jokes

Is there a joke section, I’d love to read some....

chokkie

Sd Cards For Storing Music From Cds

Hi guys, hope you're staying safe and well. I would be grateful for some advice please. I want to get some SD cards which will be suitable for downloading music from CDs. Our soon to be new car...

exarmy448

Talking To My Wife

The corona virus has meant that there is no football, cricket, golf or rugby so I have taken to chatting to my wife. I am glad that I did because I just found out she has been made redundant from...

melv16

Man Shot...

200 times with upholstery staple gun! Surgeons say he's fully recovered......

lynbrown

Hoover Type Cleaner

My husband and I live in a new build house where the kitchen, dining room and living room are all just one room. The wooden floor is always covered in crumbs. We'd like a long handle, cordless sort of...

Chipchopper

A Groan Man

I was walking along a residential street when I saw a guy crying his eyes out, as he was mowing his overgrown front lawn. I said to him: "I don't like to pry but are you okay buddy ?". He wiped his...

melv16

I'm Going...

...to buy a new bag and belt for my wife's birthday. She'll soon get the hoover up and running.......

HFJL2020

Tv

i have been told by a pal that oaps will not have to pay for tv license from the june yes no...

Chipchopper

Drunk

Why did the drunken Mexican push his wife off the tall building ?. He wanted Tequila....

ladybirder

Murder Trial: The Disappearance Of Margaret Fleming On Bbc2 @ 9Pm The Last Two Nights.

Did anyone watch this documentary? For me it was absolutely riveting, such an unusual case and lots of it live from the Scottish Court. "Filmed by Bafta Scotland award-winning director Matt Pinder,...

Scarlett

Brilliant One Hit Wonders?

I'm trying to think of really great songs that were one hit wonders. Things like Video Killed the Radio Star. Real classics that everyone loves. Any ideas?!...

Canary42

Pub Joke

Motorway goes into a pub. Motorway: Give me a pint! Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20 Motorway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD. Barman: Alright, alright keep your money. Motorway...

Khandro

New Job

I applied for a job as a Citroen car salesman & they told me my application needed the support of 2CV's...

237SJ

Mini Bluetooth Speaker

Can anyone recommend a mini bluetooth speaker for travelling please? Something that I can connect to my Android phone that will allow me to listen to my local radio app in my hotel room. I don't want...

ruggief

Itunes And Apple Music

Hi I thought I was fairly tech savvy but I can't make sense of the iTunes and apple music fan's. Can anyone give me an idiot proof guide? So far I have itunes installed on my PC. Running Windows 10. I...

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