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Hello .........

The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish.......... A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your...
15:28 Tue 03rd Jan 201212 answers, last by wolf63 16:39 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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A joke for you inferior hooomans ............

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each...
18:04 Wed 14th Sep 20116 answers, last by ttfn 21:04 Wed 14th Sep 2011
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Do you think I am good looking?

I can't get a girlfriend and I am still staying at home with my sister and our mum. Do you think that there is any hope for me? http://i151.photobuck...gofthecastlesmall.jpg...
15:49 Sun 11th Jul 201020 answers, last by smurfchops 16:21 Mon 12th Jul 2010
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I am a cat and a poet - and I know it.....

This is my poem what I made for humans to read. Frankie - aged 5 years and 1 day old. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're purr-fect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get...
01:38 Wed 30th Jun 20102 answers, last by frankiecat 01:31 Fri 02nd Jul 2010
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Do you think I am cute?

Babe-cats My human has entered me for a competition. The cutest cat wins a whole years worth of Whiskas. If we win she will be really, really cross when I refuse to eat it. I know that some of the...
14:57 Wed 15th Apr 200910 answers, last by seekeerz 04:11 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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It's a hard life being a cat

Got a email from the ed saying that I haven't been on AB for a while. That is coz I have been much too busy doing 'cat things' to bother about this site. I have snoozing, sleeping and catnapping to do...
13:59 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Felix Marinades

One of you sick humans told my human that Felix Marinades were great (and half price in Tesco). Well human bought a box and they were naff. We had to refuse three (or was it four) meals in a row....
11:25 Wed 07th Jan 200922 answers, last by babybow 22:49 Fri 09th Jan 2009
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Humans are eejits

Is it too much to ask that a Slave feed their master and mistress properly. I told her that we have gone off the rabbit in jelly Felix and what was my first meal of 2009? I might have to resort to...
02:20 Thu 01st Jan 200910 answers, last by tiggerblue10 01:37 Sat 03rd Jan 2009
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Fellow feline Gods

How many Christmas trees have we demolished this year? Our slave refuses to get a normal tree and has purchased a topiary tree (last years tree - not even a new one) . I have tried to work out how to...
18:34 Mon 08th Dec 20089 answers, last by Barmaid 10:44 Tue 09th Dec 2008
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Hello fellow furry alarm clocks

I have just crawled out from under the duvet to type this post. It is freezing here in Scotland - makes a cat glad that he is an 'indoor cat'. My sister is really lucky coz she has really long hair....
16:32 Sun 07th Dec 200817 answers, last by Kleiber 19:39 Mon 08th Dec 2008
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It should be illegal......

I think that it should be illegal to give boy cats cuddles. Humans should be banned for giving us a big hug coz that is for girls. I am tough and mean and I don't want cuddled. I lick kisses off my...
17:21 Sun 09th Nov 200851 answers, last by frankiecat 14:11 Wed 12th Nov 2008
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Monty ! !

I'm worried about you man ! How you doing? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Animals-and-Nat ure/Question589853.html
18:24 Fri 04th Jul 20087 answers, last by madboutcats 10:07 Sat 05th Jul 2008
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Montycat - hows you doing?

Are you still at the vets? Must be evil not being able to wee without pain or discomfort. My thoughts are with you everytime I go to my litter tray to flood it out. I is thinking about you - all...
19:02 Wed 02nd Jul 20081 answer, last by Kleiber 21:17 Fri 04th Jul 2008
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My human has been cruel to me....help!

Earlier today I was reclining in my favourite cardboard box when my human came along, picked me up, removed my blanket and dumped me down on hard cardboard. I followed her to see where she was going...
19:17 Sat 07th Jun 200830 answers, last by Kleiber 21:58 Mon 09th Jun 2008
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Help us poor malnourished cats

Our human has decided to go on something called a diet. She has also decided that Merlin and I go on a diet too. She has cut down our sachets from 1.5 to 1 each per day. She actually expects me to eat...
17:36 Wed 05th Mar 200852 answers, last by Sam the Man 12:07 Thu 06th Mar 2008
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Monty and Sam the Man

Hey buddies - did you both get lots of toys and sweets for Christmas? Did either of you manage to climb the Christmas tree? Our slave bought a tree that we couldn't climb - something called a topiary...
16:10 Tue 08th Jan 20089 answers, last by Sam the Man 11:19 Thu 10th Jan 2008
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All dogs go to heaven.....

........but what about us pussy cats? Frankie and Princess Merlin
01:25 Wed 12th Dec 20079 answers, last by frankiecat 21:05 Thu 13th Dec 2007
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New site is good....

...because I can show my photograph to the world. Then all the pussy cats in the world will know that I am one cool tom cat. My sister is too silly and she can't work the computer. Her name is...
18:08 Fri 30th Nov 200716 answers, last by frankiecat 14:47 Thu 11th Dec 2008
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Cat Anthem

Meow, it's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way don't need to obey orders, I just do what I want. To know me is to love me. I am a helluva cat meow, it's hard to be humble. When I can...
01:45 Mon 22nd Oct 20072 answers, last by pastafreak 18:30 Mon 22nd Oct 2007
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Sam the Man

Sam Have you been doing un-cat like things? This link takes you to the proof that you have been actually 'working' for a living. As a cat you should lie around getting in the way and demanding food...
14:08 Thu 30th Aug 20071 answer, last by Sam the Man 16:44 Thu 30th Aug 2007

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