Paddy says to Murphy.... "My mate came off his motorbike today....". "Oh really" Murphy answers.... "Yes" Paddy replies.... "He has brain damage, two broken arms and is blind in one eye....". "Bloody...
In Oct I signed up a 18 month deal with O2. I have been off work for 4 month with a back condition and I was hoping that my doctor would tell me that I was ok to return, but today he signed me off for...
"I'm so worried," the elderly patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria." "Relax," the...
What's the grammatical term for Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas dance? Because he had no body to go with! One snowman talking to another paused...
Hi I have bought a phone contract from phones4u on the network orange and pay £39.08 I am about to go to university and have got other expenses. when I got the phone I thought I was not going to...
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...
im thinking of getting my partner the new iphone when its released, she has an existing contract with orange, will she be able to put her simcard into the phone or will she need a new sim, or if not...
Can anybody recommend an anonymous VPN service I can use for net privacy please? I have a 60Mbps connection that in reality I only get around 40, and my combined DL and UL is between 80 and 350 GB per...
if you hook up to a wireless network you have an ip address. if you change the hard drive and reconnect will you have the same ip address? also what if you have 2 computers connected to the same...
hi there last xmas i received a phone on contract with T Mobile.This contract runs out in 2 months, but i am new to this contract business i only ever had PAYG. Anyway someone said that i could get an...
A girl of seven walked into her mother's bedroom and asked her to tell her a bedtime story. The mother wasn't thrilled with the request. She said, "It's almost two in the morning." "I know, Mummy, but...