can anyone explain to me why my internet has been working reaaaaaaaaaally slowly since i restarted my computer with windows professional?? especially on msn, whenever people send me or i send them...
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay. It had to contain these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. The prize-winning essay read. "My God," said the...
A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into...
I want 2 make my own webpage/site but i want 2 know where the best place to get one is...i havent done this b4 so somewhere which is easy 2 set one up would b great
Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready...
Had a Jehovah witness knock on the door earlier so i let him in and asked him to sit down "now then i said what do you want to talk about" he said "i don't know I've never got this far!!...
Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring....
I'm thinking of changing from Virgin Media for telephone and going somewhere else . I was with Blue Yonder for years , before it was taken over by Virgin . I'm going to ask them if there is a notice...
I saw this today and thought it was very funny but you have to think about it as it is also very subtle (I think). Letter to the Times (1908) Dear Sir, Regarding your article "What's wrong with the...
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks. '£100,' she replies. In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?' 'No' she says. 'I pay you...
I am moving to Ireland in August and will be 8 months into an 18 month contract with Vodafone. I have checked the Irish Vodafone website for price plans (as I was going to see if Vodafone would...
Hi all, I have an 18 month 3 phone contract (practically speaking, my mum is using the phone as Im out of the UK). I've had the contract for 6 months or so now. How long is it before you can reduce it...
Four elderly gents are walking down a street in Manchester. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Pub - All drinks 20p." They look at each other in disbelief and then go in,...
Re; the above . I want to make a simple web site with maybe 6 pages. Nothing to fancy. need to have search engines to pick it up for a local search. I am a one man band/ stone mason. any Ideas as...
I want to build a website for my business, using a site making program such as moonfruit, but require it plays video embedded in the site or opens another window. However I do not want to be...