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jennyjoan

Just For Fun

Do you want to add - there are so many more doner - donor flies - flys pore - pour Earl - Errol Pete - peat Sight - Site crate - create...
15:33 Thu 11th Aug 2016171 answers, last by jno 23:23 Fri 12th Aug 2016
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helmsman

Help! Technophobe In Distress

Good evening All I have ever had is this cheap & cheerful tablet, which is now showing it's age But now I have bought a (reconditioned) HP stream 14" laptop, webcam, bluetooth, HDMI, windows 10, etc...
22:44 Wed 10th Aug 20166 answers, last by Jackdaw33 00:04 Thu 11th Aug 2016
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needle2

Rhyming Quiz

17a) Great spotted woodpecker is one (7) 17b) Lintel (6) Any help or guidance would be great,thanks guys....
09:48 Mon 08th Aug 20167 answers, last by scorpiojo 11:39 Mon 08th Aug 2016
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Patsy33

Skip To The Beat.

Marvin Gaye kept a sheep in my vineyard. He'd herd it through the grapevine.
17:09 Thu 23rd Jun 20161 answer, last by helmsman 12:16 Sat 25th Jun 2016
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marval

Medical Dilemna

Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question as to whether or not it's fitting for young male gynecologists to keep looking up old girlfriends....
19:02 Thu 02nd Jun 201610 answers, last by zebo 08:49 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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Patsy33

Popping Up.

My horoscope said an ex would be popping up. I've been down the canal all day and thankfully there has been no sign of him....
23:21 Thu 02nd Jun 20162 answers, last by marval 10:58 Fri 03rd Jun 2016
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RATTER15

Britains Got Talent Winner?

I would love to see Jasmine Elcock win, A beautiful young girl with an amazing voice, especially for a girl just turned 14 two days prior.
17:24 Sat 28th May 201621 answers, last by viv41 10:04 Sun 29th May 2016
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Baldric

What A Great Bunch Of People ...

... you all are. Was going to post earlier but didn't want to clash with Retro's Post. (Doc is doing the typing as I have one hand in plaster) What I want to do is say the MOST ENORMOUS 'THANK YOU' to...
11:33 Tue 24th May 2016118 answers, last by Psybbo 21:18 Fri 27th May 2016
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Patsy33

Did You Know..

A pessimist's blood type is B.Negative...
18:01 Tue 24th May 20167 answers, last by Patsy33 21:02 Tue 24th May 2016
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marval

Food News

A French Chef has committed suicide after critics attack his food. After further investigation, it turns out he simply lost the huile d'olive....
17:25 Mon 23rd May 20163 answers, last by frugalfred 18:51 Mon 23rd May 2016
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maggiebee

See Through

I've joined a band named Cellophane Mainly we do wrap...
17:08 Sat 21st May 20162 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:38 Sun 22nd May 2016
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melv16

Gentlemen

Examine your own prostate by wiping your backside with Aldi toilet paper...
14:06 Fri 13th May 201610 answers, last by Jackdaw33 22:40 Fri 13th May 2016
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marval

I Heard

I heard a rumour that they're giving away manure at my local garden centre. So I went down there to check, it was ***....
15:44 Mon 09th May 201614 answers, last by Shaglene 08:38 Tue 10th May 2016
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Islay

Congrats Lenny Henry

Lenny Henry to receive a lifetime achievement at tonights BAFTA's.
18:00 Sun 08th May 201633 answers, last by Bathsheba 15:09 Mon 09th May 2016
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marval

There Was

The man that invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral....
12:50 Sun 08th May 201611 answers, last by marval 15:16 Sun 08th May 2016
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Smowball

Silly Question Re Trampoline!

I know it sounds daft/petty, but we live in a terraced house and our neighbours to the left have bought one of those massive round trampolines with the raised mesh sides. They've positioned it right...
18:36 Sun 01st May 201662 answers, last by legal girl 10:14 Tue 10th May 2016
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mikey4444

Bhs Was 'crashed Into A Cliff' Says Senior Labour Mp

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36185459 Curiouser and curiouser. There appears to more to this than at first met the eye. By the way, surprised to see our local BHS open last Friday and doing a...
11:06 Mon 02nd May 201620 answers, last by Togo 20:14 Mon 02nd May 2016
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Chipchopper

Some Mothers Do Have Em.

A mother shouts up the stairs to her 12 year old son : " Come on Jimmy, its high time you got up! and what time is your dental appointment ?. Two thirty, came the croaky reply. "I know dear" she said,...
18:26 Sat 30th Apr 201611 answers, last by percy1946 23:05 Sun 01st May 2016
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marval

Last Night

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82. I'm easily lead....
09:50 Tue 19th Apr 201627 answers, last by marval 13:17 Tue 19th Apr 2016
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marval

My Ex

George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, George was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long...
17:00 Sun 17th Apr 201612 answers, last by Patsy33 22:03 Sun 17th Apr 2016

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