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Dad Joke Of The Day

I told my wife when I die, I'd like to die having sex. She "at least it will be quick"....
08:30 Sun 01st Jan 20232 answers, last by murraymints 08:48 Sun 01st Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" "No sun"...
06:51 Sat 31st Dec 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:31 Sat 31st Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My pet termite us called Clint. Clint Eatswood....
07:53 Fri 30th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:31 Sat 31st Dec 2022
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Custard

I serve you a bowl of hot apple pie. Should the custard be hot or cold?...
19:37 Thu 29th Dec 202217 answers, last by Buenchico 22:30 Thu 29th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics....
10:16 Thu 29th Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 11:59 Thu 29th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause....
07:45 Wed 28th Dec 20221 answer, last by murraymints 07:46 Wed 28th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Q. What is the most common lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."...
06:51 Tue 27th Dec 20224 answers, last by Canary42 11:58 Tue 27th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line....
09:03 Mon 26th Dec 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:40 Tue 27th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? Wait, there's myrrh....
08:24 Sun 25th Dec 20222 answers, last by Smowball 06:10 Mon 26th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts....
06:58 Sat 24th Dec 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 12:46 Sat 24th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. It's not stroganoff....
07:00 Fri 23rd Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 12:53 Fri 23rd Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, and K9P on the outside.
07:18 Thu 22nd Dec 20227 answers, last by dustypuss 12:27 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Ww1 Ordnance

If you found a WW1 shell, what would you do with it? French man sparks hospital evacuation with WWI bomb in his rectum https://mol.im/a/11562045 via https://dailym.ai/android...
14:56 Wed 21st Dec 20225 answers, last by bobbinwales 15:11 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm trying to get into classical music but I'm struggling to find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands....
06:34 Wed 21st Dec 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:52 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Wife "look, I haven't worn this for ten years and it still fits" Husband "For heaven's sake, it's a scarf!"...
09:15 Tue 20th Dec 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 23:02 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm selling my low mileage DeLorean. It's only been used from time to time....
06:55 Mon 19th Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:11 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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M&S Teacakes

I know there have been problems recently, but this trumps it all. M&S boss is forced to step in to row back on controversial teacake ban https://mol.im/a/11550413 via https://dailym.ai/android...
17:08 Sun 18th Dec 202230 answers, last by earleanhyde 06:47 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm furious that there is no word that rhymes with curious.
06:58 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by Khandro 07:39 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally drank some holy water when I took my laxatives. I'm about to start a religious movement....
06:39 Sat 17th Dec 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 13:06 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

For my birthday my children gave me an alarm clock that swears at me instead of buzzing. It's a rude awakening....
07:23 Fri 16th Dec 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 10:09 Fri 16th Dec 2022

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