I bitched about this last year – but no harm repeating myself; if reading this could save you £30+ Received my house insurance (buildings & contents) renewal notification at approx £110. Just...
Mrs Hymie would like a new bathroom & kitchen. I have obtained a number of quotes – the price for a bathroom suite and required kitchen units etc seem very reasonable (we plan to keep the current...
Many believe that the world will end on the above date, because the ancient Mayan calendar runs out on this date. Surely it is going to end on the 31 December 2012, because my £ shop calendar...
I know that there are already a couple of posts on this topic – but what I want to know is how come camera crews from a number of media organisations were outside his Chelsea address to record...
A blonde woman decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the local park. A few days later, a man walking his dog spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks her what she is doing and...
More than 2 years since I posted this:- http://www.theanswerb...g/Question857540.html DVLA seem to be taking some action – today I received a Red V5 document for my vehicle (with instructions to...
A man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm - his wife is lying in bed reading a book. The man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." His wife looks...
A woman walks into the living room where her husband is busy killing flies with a swatter, "any luck?" she asks. "A bit" he replies, "I've killed three males and two...
Sleeping beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world" Tom Thumb said "I must be the...
Not being a cinema goer or much of a TV watcher – I have taken to watching DVD films purchased from my local trade in store. I would estimate that they have on display around 5,000 titles...
I see that his former wife is to use the defence of ‘marital coercion’ as her defence in this case. Basically claiming that she did indeed pervert the course of justice (by taking her then...