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George Melly – Gone but not forgotten

On hearing that Mick Jagger had described the wrinkles on his face as ‘laughter lines’ – George Melly retorted ‘Nothing is that funny’
20:18 Wed 27th Jul 20111 answer, last by boxtops 04:46 Fri 29th Jul 2011
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Parish Magazine Notice

Would churchgoers please take note that the large bowl in the church vestibule marked ‘For the Sick’ – is for monetary donations only.
20:37 Tue 26th Jul 20115 answers, last by Khandro 22:02 Tue 26th Jul 2011
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Pub Talk

Down the pub last night – my mate announced that out of respect for his wife, he had not made love to her before their wedding night – what about you, he asked? I replied that I was not...
19:17 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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American Naval Supremacy

This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio...
18:47 Sat 23rd Jul 20116 answers, last by heathfield 17:56 Mon 25th Jul 2011
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An early Christmas joke

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting addressed to God but with...
13:17 Sat 23rd Jul 201113 answers, last by daisya 18:31 Sun 24th Jul 2011
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Mrs Brooks Interview with the Police

Surely the first question that will be put to her will be:- Policeman: ‘Can you give me the names of serving Police officers to whom News International paid money illegally for the supply of...
18:29 Sun 17th Jul 20114 answers, last by youngmafbog 07:36 Mon 18th Jul 2011
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Police Not Recording Reported Crime

I have discovered that my local police constabulary has not been recording the crimes I have reported to them over the last 12 months. Clearly my local police force are falsifying reported crime to...
20:00 Tue 12th Jul 201152 answers, last by Hymie 07:41 Wed 20th Jul 2011
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Private Eye – Number Crunching

Private Eye – Number Crunching Part 1 15 months - Prison sentence of Timothy Harris, a thug from Northamptonshire, for benefit fraud which cost the taxpayer £54,000. 1 week – Time...
19:38 Wed 25th May 20111 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:42 Wed 25th May 2011
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Omitted to mention that it is Pound Land who are selling the alarms

Void
20:25 Thu 03rd Mar 20115 answers, last by boxtops 20:48 Thu 03rd Mar 2011
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Combi Boiler – A Cautionary Tale

It is now common practice to install (or even relocate) a combi boiler within the loft space of homes. The advantages include no space within the normal living areas is taken up (by the boiler), any...
20:19 Thu 03rd Mar 201110 answers, last by Hymie 08:34 Fri 04th Mar 2011
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Nepotism and the Royal family

According to this story on the BBC’s website - Jean Else, who was awarded an OBE back in 2001 has had the award revoked by the Queen. Apparently Ms Else (as head of a school), promoted her...
18:07 Wed 09th Feb 201114 answers, last by rov1100 09:28 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Waitrose/Tesco Price Cartel

I see that Waitrose is running a TV advertising campaign – the message of which is that they (Waitrose) are operating a price cartel with Tesco. How long before the authorities take note of this...
21:30 Sun 16th Jan 20117 answers, last by rov1100 15:26 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Yet another proposed tax from our government

If the news agencies are to be believed, the government is proposing to fine airports for passenger delays - as recently experienced by large numbers of people due to the airports’ inability to...
09:24 Sun 26th Dec 201019 answers, last by 237SJ 22:35 Sun 26th Dec 2010
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Do the Americans think getting their hands on Julian Assange will stop Wikileaks?

Assuming that Julian Assange is somehow extradited to the USA to face whatever charges they can dream-up, do the authorities really believe that the leaks will stop (appearing on Wikileaks)? Surely...
22:33 Tue 21st Dec 20107 answers, last by Quizmonster 17:41 Thu 23rd Dec 2010
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Colour Catcher Caution

Mrs Hymie regularly uses Colour Catcher sheets/cloths in her wash. Having a machine that can handle 8kg loads, this allows for a mixed wash (within reason). Recently the machine developed a fault in...
18:56 Sun 14th Nov 20105 answers, last by thelewisgang 20:54 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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Airlines fined over cargo cartel

Here we go again – the European Commission has fined a number of airlines a total of almost 800 million Euros for operating a cartel. You and I have been paying increased prices on goods and...
18:11 Tue 09th Nov 201011 answers, last by Everhelpful 19:01 Tue 09th Nov 2010
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Trees loosing their leaves

I have recently returned from the USA, driving around Texas and the neighbouring States. They were enjoying slightly warmer than normal temperatures for the time of year, with daytime highs over...
21:52 Thu 04th Nov 20108 answers, last by Avatar 13:14 Wed 10th Nov 2010
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Brian Paddick issues judicial review proceedings against the Metropolitan Police

Q: Why has this man felt he needed a judicial review of the police’s handling of the phone hacking claims? A: As an ex-copper, this man knows that it would be a waste of time complaining to the...
17:05 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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Prepayment meter customers scammed

There has been a recent news story concerning fraudsters who have cloned prepayment card/keys. Apparently they are offering £50 worth of top-up for £25. The authorities have warned people...
19:53 Fri 10th Sep 20105 answers, last by P_Lactophobe 07:22 Sat 21st May 2011
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How Time Flies

Here we go again – I can’t believe that it was a year since I commented on the annual press release from the insurance industry, crying in their beer over increased costs/claims, which...
08:14 Sat 04th Sep 20102 answers, last by factor30 10:44 Sat 04th Sep 2010

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