St Peter goes to see God.
St Peter tells God that the lock has broken on the Pearly Gates.
Don't worry, Peter, says God ...
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he couln't find anything wrong (the car cranked but didn't start ) and needed his computer to reset it. He advised me to see the garagist ASAP and indicated in his report that he suspected ECU spiked...
I've noticed a number of times, mostly on motorways that people braking sharply ahead will sometimes use their hazard lights to warn drivers behind them. So, my though was in regards to brake lights...
I am after some career advice. At the age 40 and in a 'make-do' job paying very low wages since I left Uni, I feel I want to change career path ! Problem is, nobody wants me. Qualifications in one...
I'm well chuffed cos it's a W reg red peugeot that I bought for £3000 one day in 2006 after my Dad's estate funds came through, I never want to part with it as it doesn't seem to want to give up...
Can anyone suggest shampoo/shower gel/bubble bath without the ubiquitous Sodium Laurel Sulphate? If you look at ingredients, this chemical is in almost everything that foams up or bubbles and it is a...
If their idol is so great, surely it would know the prayers thoughts and take that as devotion....... or is this praying business another tact to make the followers think they are doing something...
(Never knowingly undersold) features a myriad of music from decades past. Here's the ad and the full list (In the order they appear). The Smiths - This Charming Man....
What's the worst car you've ever owned in regards to reliability and annoyance? I've owned some bangers in my time (i've never seen the point in spending more than a couple of grand on a car, mostly a...
Just bought an Oral B electric toothbrush with two pin socket. Shaver socket in bathroom is quite aged and never used by me. It has two sockets 230v and 115v but I don't know which one to use. Help...
Has anyone encountered this, on Windows startup my mouse cursor sticks to the left hand side of the screen, I have to keep rebooting until it appears normally and allows me to move it around the...
if that's true then they must be barking mad. It should be the other way round, councils should be fined for building on any land unless it has previously been built on. We will soon be a country of...
I've just come across this article on the DM site which shows pictures of where the apparent slaves were living. http://www.dailymail....tims-claim-happy.html Aside from the duvets needing a good wash...
I notice that a lot of new cars, particularly smaller vehicles, don't come with space saver spare wheels any more, just a spray can puncture repair kit. Are these repair kits good enough to complete a...
I know I can be a bit of a food fascist and have unreasonably high expectations on occasion. But.....am I the only person who takes the view when reading a menu, that if they can't spell it they can't...
This is just one of the many benefits of using squares of old newspaper as loo roll. Other benefits ,Environmenally friendly , absorbent, free, easy 'recycling' Any more ? Disadvantages , can leave...
One of our (flatscreen) tvs is connected to a sky box with a loose satellite connector cable in the back. Recently the cable came out and with some difficulty I managed to re-insert in into the rear...