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Sparrows Mating

Isn't it a bit early for sparrows to be mating/nesting ? ( South Midlands UK )

The ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman’s office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside. Finally it was his turn...

hollie1586

Midsomer Murders 4/2/15

Who did it?

maggiebee

Lies

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked...

B00

The Same Outcry?

Last week Fender posted a news story link regarding the abhorrent slaughter of animals in a Halal slaughterhouse. http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1398161.html Whilst the vast majority of...

gilliedhu

Seven Days Mag

7d} planned (9) ?c?p?a?e? 8d) very cold (6) ?r?e?t. 62a) theatrical noises (5,7) ?o?n?e effects

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. We got to Saul yesterday to discover there was an inter school rowing regatta going on. We opened up and had a steady stream of people who went to the cafe to find big queues, so came to us...

lady-janine

I've Just Realised

anyone want to come along and celebrate? it's my AB birthday today and i'm six. a big girl now. I want to have a party. please come....

marval

I Hate

I hate the way pillow and duvet salesmen talk down to you. I've just come back from a diving holiday in Egypt. It cost me an arm and a leg. I booked a flight the other day and the lady said, “What...

marval

Please Proofread

These four classified ads appeared in a Local newspaper on four Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY: For sale - SK Smith has a sewing machine...

Chipchopper

The Tourist...

I was waiting by the baggage karosel at Leeds airport for my bags to appear, when a brash American gentleman who I had seen on the plane earlier, came sauntering over and said to me "Do you know the...

Ric0

Sunday Telegraph Cryptic 2782 Sunday February 8Th 2015

27a The hopeless MP I upset is diabolical character (14) ???????O?H???S TIA...

misty80

Early Birds, Some Of Us Haven't Got To Bed Yet!

Early birds, some of us haven't got to bed yet!

cupid04

The Police.

The police are collecting statements on a street where a crime has been committed, and knock on a couple's door. 'Excuse me Sir, bu can you tell me where you were at around 8:05 last night?' the...

AndiFlatland

Pigeon Population

Everywhere you look, there are pigeons. Even if you watch some news report from anywhere in the world, chances are, there'll be a couple of pigeons tottering around in the background, as only pigeons...

TWR

Good Evening Campers

Are you ready for you little Tipple? have a drinki winki on me.

Dizmo

Reunited

The dogs are back after spending a week at a friends kennels (I was unable to look after all of them so 8 were kenneled). They came bounding up the path at what felt like 100mph and just jumped all...

TWR

Newcastle Brown!

They are going to change the Colourings to please the USA, Mind you they do drink more than the Geordies, why I man....

Ann

Happy Birthday Sparkles62

Have a lovely day x

Samuraisan

Condensed Milk

I have left over from a recipe I have just made, do you think I can freeze it?

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