Here are two,told to me by my young grandson.
Q.Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the busy road ?
A.He didn't have the guts.
Q.How do monkeys make toast ?
A.They stick it under the gorilla....
does anyone have problems with royal mail, as i am constantly amazed how my post arrives torn, looks like it's been opened or takes weeks to arrive, even though first class postage on letters. One...
Did anybody see last night's FA cup game between Mansfield and Liverpool. Liverpool won 2-1 but the second goal was controversial as the ball was seemingly controlled by Luis Suarez's hand before it...
My partner has applied for us to go on "Dont Tell The Bride". I am assuming that the show gets thousands of applications so I am not going to concern myself with whether I think this is a good idea or...
my battle with the gym is not really a winning one, but I do want to be all nice and toned. Does anybody know of any supplements to help in the process or is it better to just eat healthy and gym...
Just as I was congratulating myself in getting through Christmas and New Year without so much as a sniffle! Woke up today aching from head to foot, sore throat, blocked nose and sneezing my head off....
Can anybody honestly say that they stick to the speed limit all the time? We all know the risks and we all know the punishments for getting caught, but after commuting to a city centre for the last 9...
Can anyone explain the mystery why, when I have cleared out a whole recycling wheelie bin full of general paperwork, newspapers, magazines, mail order catalogues/junk mail (thousands - a whole forest...
Before my 2 children moved to their own houses they would never put the toilet roll on the holder. Had them here for dinner yesterday . Needed a new roll. Guess where I found it? They both keep their...
I am visiting Barcelona for 4 days in march. The reason we are going is for a concert on day 3 but we have time either side to explore.
Any suggestions for places and things of interest ??...
if anything. I haven't got rid of these horrible stomach pains, rumblings and cramps at every turn. Saw the doctor last week, and he has given me some antibiotics, but even he admitted they probably...
Apparently two of the celebrities in the house have been reprimanded for offensive comments. Surely this defeats the object of the show when it's supposed to be fly-on-the-wall, warts and all. They...
I have basically one or at most two friends. I lost most of the small amount I had before when I had embarrassing health problems three years ago which also made me unemployed and practically drop out...
I never underestimate how much a good nights sleep makes a difference. I sometimes kid myself that I can get by on 4-5 hrs sleep but after consecutive poor sleeps I feel almost ill. I have just had...