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The Helpline...

I know its an Oldie but it still makes me LOL. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. The HelpDesk employee...
23:13 Thu 15th Mar 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 14:46 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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Post Christmas Diet!

Post Christmas Diet 'Twas the months after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The biscuits I'd nibbled, the sherry I'd taste At the Christmas parties had...
23:49 Wed 14th Mar 20122 answers, last by TopKat 10:22 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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The gunfighter...

A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the...
23:09 Tue 13th Mar 20127 answers, last by marval 21:31 Wed 14th Mar 2012
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The Lorry Drivert (18 +)

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he...
12:58 Tue 13th Mar 20125 answers, last by marval 15:13 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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Mobile for partially sighted.

Can someone recomend a Mobile Phone with a large screen & lettering for a partially sighted person? Can remember numbers & letters but wants to be able to text and read text. jem...
12:49 Mon 12th Mar 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 17:12 Tue 13th Mar 2012
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Brown Balls!

. The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop' em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc...
23:34 Sun 11th Mar 20128 answers, last by shooty 22:52 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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Three guys were.

..... standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the...
14:54 Sun 11th Mar 20122 answers, last by Baldric 16:11 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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Yaaawwnn!!! Retirement...

Are you retired? I have been for a few years now but people still ask me, "What do you do with yourself all day"? I tell 'em "its not as easy as you may think. The only trouble with...
14:32 Sat 10th Mar 201220 answers, last by Jemisa 23:13 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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Codes for the more mature...

The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, What The Funicular, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ATD - At the Doctor's...
14:10 Sat 10th Mar 20128 answers, last by roger 23:46 Sun 11th Mar 2012
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We were dressed...

Oldie but Goldie. :o) We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the...
11:57 Sat 10th Mar 20126 answers, last by squarebear 23:28 Sat 10th Mar 2012
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General Peter Cosgrove...

I didn't know where to post this but thought all you CBs would like it. Jem. For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian. General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio...
15:52 Fri 09th Mar 20127 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:06 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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There was this bloke...

There was this bloke who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the...
15:18 Fri 09th Mar 20122 answers, last by Brinjal 17:43 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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Little boy at a nudist beach...

Little boy at the nude beach. A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so...
13:20 Thu 08th Mar 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 20:45 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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Poor Grandad...

" There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandfather's drink, and after a while, Grandad excused himself because he...
23:31 Wed 07th Mar 20127 answers, last by tank1960 00:06 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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Amazing one word riddle...

AMAZING ONE WORD RIDDLE What nine letter word in the English language is still a word each time eight letters are removed - one by one? What if this was the only question on the exam paper to pass...
22:32 Wed 07th Mar 201211 answers, last by beejay1124 23:06 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Are you a Newby?

I know there are quite a few 'Newbies on here lately (welcome to you all) and I wondered if you realised behind some of the topics on the left hand side there are more hidden topics, for example click...
15:01 Wed 07th Mar 201219 answers, last by karenmac60 23:34 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Afternoon Quickie!

Joe and Brenda had a small flat in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the flat was to send him out on the balcony and...
12:50 Wed 07th Mar 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 16:12 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Do You...

Do you ever watch the shopping channels? I do now & then & I even bought a kitchen gadget once (& its still in use) I've got a friend who's addicted to them and buy's lots of stuff....
23:04 Tue 06th Mar 201224 answers, last by Jemisa 13:29 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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On the night..

of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked...
14:14 Tue 06th Mar 201211 answers, last by puternut 00:29 Wed 07th Mar 2012
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Anyone won?...

Was just wondering, we see lots of people asking for help with 'Crosswords, Puzzles etc often saying its for a prize or money, but how many have won anything after the help ABers give them? Anyone won...
15:46 Sun 04th Mar 201211 answers, last by Jemisa 12:04 Mon 05th Mar 2012

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