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Tea stains...

I've got half a dozen bone china tea mugs (Queens China) they're v/posh and a pleasure to hand someone a tea in but.. they are becoming tea stained, I put 'em in the dishwasher but it doesn't remove...
12:32 Fri 03rd Feb 201226 answers, last by Jemisa 14:09 Sat 04th Feb 2012
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Football Film.

I heard today there's a DVD or Video of a film made a few years ago about Brian Clough as a football manager, my H is interested in seeing it but I have no idea what it is called. Can anyone help?...
23:35 Thu 02nd Feb 20129 answers, last by joeluke 13:05 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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Don't Remember!

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Since I lost my virginity,"...
00:05 Thu 02nd Feb 20124 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:21 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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4 to 5 inches...

While living in Scotland the weatherman said, expect 4 to 5 inches of snow tonight so park on the right side of the road so we can plow the left side. Jock's wife ran out and parked on the right side....
23:16 Wed 01st Feb 20128 answers, last by marval 16:49 Thu 02nd Feb 2012
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Not PC.

NO disrespect to anyone here, its just a joke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London….. Police think it might be the...
23:23 Tue 31st Jan 20128 answers, last by Jemisa 23:49 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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3 Blokes & The Devil.

Three blokes die and go to hell. When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises. "Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the blokes. "Whatever...
12:34 Tue 31st Jan 20124 answers, last by Baldric 18:11 Wed 01st Feb 2012
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A bloke & his date...

A bloke and his date were parked on a back street some distance from town, doing what blokes and girls do on back streets some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl...
23:51 Mon 30th Jan 20123 answers, last by marval 16:35 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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At the brewery...

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya". " Of course you can come...
15:09 Mon 30th Jan 20127 answers, last by missprim 02:02 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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Knock 3 times...

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the...
21:45 Sun 29th Jan 20124 answers, last by Arksided 16:00 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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Crosswords & ....

I think I'll give up coming on AB on Sundays the whole site seems to be taken up by Crosswords, Quizzes & Puzzles. There's another 6 days of the week I can use I suppose. Why doesn't AB use this...
14:59 Sun 29th Jan 20126 answers, last by anneasquith 16:24 Sun 29th Jan 2012
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Same sex marriage!

Same Sex marriage Michael and Gary got married in London. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mum and Dad's house In Kensington for their first married night together. In the...
13:16 Sun 29th Jan 201210 answers, last by craft_Tel 09:17 Tue 31st Jan 2012
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24 Hour ECG tape recording.

I've just recieved the app't to have this done. This is a recording of my heart taken over 24 hours. Because after open heart surgery my heart still has an irregular beat. 5 patches will be placed on...
15:14 Sat 28th Jan 201211 answers, last by k8bailey 20:43 Sun 29th Jan 2012
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The Looters Prayer.

The Looters' Prayer Our father, who art in prison, My mum knows not his name, Thy Riots come, read it in "The Sun" in Birmingham, as it is in London, Give us this day our Welfare bread and...
14:03 Thu 26th Jan 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:48 Thu 26th Jan 2012
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Why?

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the...
12:17 Thu 26th Jan 20126 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:30 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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Milk Thistle?

Do you know of this Herb? My American friend swears by it & takes it every day (In capsule form) says it makes him feel real good, staves of lots of illnesses keeps his liver healthy, evidently...
16:00 Mon 23rd Jan 201217 answers, last by 237SJ 16:38 Wed 25th Jan 2012
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Over 65s, No NHS

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- So you're an OAP and the government decides to save money no NHS for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65...
10:41 Sun 22nd Jan 201211 answers, last by Jemisa 23:15 Sun 22nd Jan 2012
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Cr@p TV.

I've just looked to see whats on TV tonight and the whole evening is devoted to cr@p, not on any side is there anything worth a look. Is it just me or do you think Saturday evening is dire these days?...
19:13 Sat 21st Jan 201234 answers, last by tearinghair 19:17 Sun 22nd Jan 2012
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Whats for tea?

We're having Fish & Chips tonight anyone else indulging? Its been a while since we last had some & its getting rather expensive too. £5.50 for a skate wing,£4.50 for a large cod....
16:55 Fri 20th Jan 201246 answers, last by tiggerblue10 22:36 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Fogged In,,,

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking mates who worked as Aircraft mechanics at Heathrow. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Bloody...
12:29 Fri 20th Jan 20122 answers, last by Gizmonster 13:09 Fri 20th Jan 2012

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