Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked. "He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?" The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top,...
When "browning off" some steak mince with a teaspoonful of vegetable oil, how do you stop the mince sticking together?...and I don't mean to the pan itself. Ta Muchly.
this isn't a question , i just wanted to let people know how absolutely gorgeous this stuff is -only ?1.18 a bottle and you dilute with water so it last forever
I don't think the way they have split the semi finalists into different shows is fair. For example, if Susan Boyle, Flawless and Diversity had all been performing on the same night, one of them would...
I'm not saying it's wrong to be gay but, if it is natural, how come you never see gay animals? Or do they not realise they are gay and never find another?
If you could have any creature/thing from a tv/film as a pet what would you have. Mine would be that little caterpiller thing from labyrinth 'heeeeello come in meet the misses' I could put its hair in...
The office hippy (we love him) has set this teaser and no one can answer it, can I please enlist the help of the good people of answerbank. If Spring is the sea Summer is the sky And Winter is the...
How the hell did the CID Guy know that Colin had died a while ago, as they had only been on the doorstep a few minutes, talking to Eileen and why didn't they call an ambulance? I know its a soap, but...
What can I substitute ground almonds with? I am allergic to all nuts. I have several cake/cupcake recipes that call for ground almonds. The recipes come from a cook book that gives healthier...
Have you ever changed your language on Facebook ?? Go down to the bottom of your profile page and click on 'English'..........and change it to English pirate. Brilliant.
Pick a number between 1 and 9 inclusive. Multiply by 2 Add 5 Multiply by 50 ( go get the calculator ! ) Add 1759 if you have had your birthday this year Add 1578 if you haven't Subtract the year you...
Our dog was sick on my beige carpet. I cleaned it up straight away and scrubbed and scrubbed but there is still a very dark stain. I used Carpet Power, which normally is brilliant but the stain...
I have just got some off ebay and have followed the instructions but it won't work ! It says to put the transfer paper on the t shirt with the picture facing upwards, cover with greaseproof paper and...