Whilst checking on a bakery factory, the food inspector was horrified to find Paddy using his teeth to crimp the apple pies. ''Have you not got a tool for that??!!'' shrieks the inspector. ''Yes''...
What with all the different suggestions on how to complete the football season the one that flummoxes me is "play the matches on neutral grounds" What is the thinking behind this?Thanks....
The end of May beckons and still no racing, although rumour has it that Ascot is planning a meeting at the beginning of June behind closed doors between the 16th and 20th. So it is another trip across...
Best estimates for the age of the universe is 13.8 billion years. Why did this god character wait 13.79999999999999 billion years before popping adam and eve out. And why didn't Noah have any...
Piggynose has already reported a magnificent (and maximum) score of 7 elsewhere, so I'll start off with a "BRILLIANT!" for Piggnynose! My own score is a far more modest (and middling) 4 though. [I'm...
translated trollop ?
when nineteen emerges into twenty
suffering and death comes plenty
but when the red dire settles
better then the people mettles...
What can I put in my G&T to make it more interesting? I do like a wedge of lime and sometimes a knob of root ginger, but I would like to hear some other ideas.... Any recommendations or recipes...
So a bit of interest later today, to have a nose at the new neighbours' furniture. :-)
The house was sold last August. It's all taken a very long time....
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-uk-arrivals-face-fortnight-covid-19-quarantine-reports-11985548 What about those who have a job to go to, this would mean a month away from their jobs instead of...
It is yet to be proven that anyone having had C19 is now immune to the virus. So I cannot get my head around the fact that the antibody tests have flown off the shelves, so to speak, at Superdrug....