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Animal Lovers: Do Not Watch 'Countryfile'!

They're on about the impending badger cull and are to interview some of the ************ who will be shooting those adorable creatures - hell mend their trigger...

Kerosene

Topless Kate Pics: Are We Being 'Denied'?

I will declare immediately that I do not buy so called raunchy magazines etc of naked young ladies, even if I do find the sight very attractive. Let's face it, there is an absolute frenzy throughout...

anotheoldgit

Shouldn't William like his brother Harry also do his bit?

There has been much reporting on those topless photos, both on TV, in the Newspapers and on AnswerBank. Should Kate's husband (who is after all a serving RAF officer) carry out his duty along side his...

janzman

new v used car ownership..

..Our previous cars have always been in my name as registered keeper and MrsJan's name on the finance papers as legal owner. We have just bought a brand new car and we're told the name must be the...

waterlocke22

How to stop dog barking..

My mum has a ten year old Westie and he just won't stop barking at home and out on walks. I often walk him with my puppy but lately I just can't hack it anymore. I took him out the other day and he...

Kerosene

How Do I Stop Emails?

How do I go about removing someone from being a contact and banning them from being able to send me emails? Please answer in 'words of one syllable' aka 'idiot's guide' lingo?...

sir.prize

Another Kate Upset!

Big girl Katie Price is not happy with the Sun newspaper. They have recruited a bigger t!t to write for them - Frankie Boyle.

joeluke

Rio Ferdinand

.......refused to shake John Terry's and Ashley Cole's hands before the kick off of todays game Like Luis Suarez refusing to shake Patrice Evra's hand last season, Ferdinand has made himself look a...

BobbyBobBob

Budget headphones

I am looking for some decent headphones that hopefully fit the following criteria I have quite an eclectic taste in music ranging from soft acoustic to dubstep. *noise cancelling *stylish/fashionable...

jomifl

muslim sensitivities

The thread that I posted re. the video that muslims found offensive enough to justify murderous rampages around the world seems to been removed. Perhaps the Ed. would do me the courtesy of explaining...

dotty.

Off out for lunch,

rare event for me to 'do lunch', 2 old school friends calling and we're going up Rivi, good weather here so far and we might open a bottle of something and picnic in Liverpool Castle.

Goodsoulette

Peeing on the toilet seat....

How do I stop my boys doing this? If I get up in the middle of the night for a wee myself (or first thing in the morning) and sit in their widdle one more time, I'll just complain about it some more...

flip_flop

If one person spits it won't make a difference, but if we all spit, we'll drown the bastards - Bob Crow

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a pillock is Bob Crow. I thought we'd seen the last of this type of hectoring rhetoric, but this bull-necked cretin seems to want to drag his union back to the 70's....

flipnflap

Downton Drabby

Downton should have stopped after one series. Series 2 was absurd. Series 3 is already dull. What do you think?

anotheoldgit

Can this really be a Guardian report?

http://www.guardian.c...-anti-immigrant-party /// More people would support a political party that pledged to stop all immigration or promised to reduce the number of Muslims than one that encouraged...

ronnietoon

a question that needs answering

mice i hate the f//king cutts(replace the third letter with an N). i live in a house infested with thee above bleach,demestos does not work. cutts are behind my fridge which i have blitz. how do i get...

parkie

Put downs

I went to Kent yesterday for my nephew's wedding. Had a brilliant time but the groom's speech, which was one of the best I've ever heard, kept being interrupted by someone who'd had too much to drink...

slinky.kate

songs for a pie lover

you aint seen mutton yet ? flash dance(what a filling) meat petite...

nanscamp

leaving country while waiting trial

can you visit America or Canada while waiting to be tried at crown court?

LochNessMonster

How did you meet your better half ?

I was a singer and was performing the song "When I boy falls in love" when my better half came to see me with her girlfriends. Love at first sight we were dating 3 days later. Now 14 years...

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