1) What side of the heart do you draw first? 2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? 3) What colour is your razor? 4) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? 5) How do you feel about...
I've just seen something that was rather cute, but don't know what it was. It's a moth of some sort, it has white wings, which were closed but not just laying down its back, they looked like they were...
What is there to do in Yosemite National Park? My friend wants to stop there while we're on holiday, I asked what there was to do there to be told "look at trees" No my idea of fun LOL Have you been?...
I get a butchers pack from the butcher (obviously) every month, the last time I asked for a joint of brisket to be added (forward planning for fathers day). I have no idea what temperature to cook it...
PETER KAY ONE LINERS 1) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 2) I've often...
If you haven't already read my thread from a few days ago, can you have a read of my problem, please: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Motoring/Questi on579323.html The update of this is that she didn't...
Which festival would you like to join in with the most? My choice would be the squashed tomato festival http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/56235 4/
Since Sky were true to their word and connected me yesterday, I finally got onto FB and subsequently Yoville. First place I headed to - the pub. I sat for a few minutes watching the half a dozen...
A stranger to Glasgow met his pal at the station. It was obvious that someone had recently punched his face. His pal asked, "What on earth happened to you then?" The chap replied, "I've no idea why,...
A friend and I were watching the movie 'Sunshine' the other evening. My friend had missed the start so I had explained the story so far was that they were travelling to the sun and after a series of...
OK here's the situation, where I live I have a residents only car park, which is clearly signed saying as much. Every weekday morning I come out of my house to cars parked there for the day while the...
I got a heap of albums in MP4 format. They are all in my iTunes now and although the artist and album name is correct, quite a few of them say 'Tune 1' 'Tune 2' etc, as the song titles. How can I get...
Little Ronald watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Ronald found this so...
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts "this is a raid ? everyone get on the floor!!", and proceeds to empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with...
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an...
At this start of this week I called Sky to switch to Sky Broadband from BT. They asked me to call BT for a MAC code, which I did and passed it on to Sky. While I was on the phone to BT, I was told...
