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Women are like fires

If they are not watched closely, they go out.

Dear Aber's. I am sure I am not alone in my annoyance at replies that say things like Heard it before Very old Has been here before Check 176 posts down. Jokes are like songs and movies. Not everybody...

josofagus

catholic bait

At the waters edge two Protestants have a rope in the water which is tied around a poor Catholic who is splashing and flailing about fighting for his life. A passer -by sees what is happening and...

ellearem

Land to Sea Level Measurements

Have been told that the air quality where I live is good because it's 3000 feet above sea level - how can I calculate this? Searched various websites without success. Any ideas??

puddicat

Students pouring shots in there eyes!!!

Apparently students are pouring vodka shots in their eyes to drunk quicker which is plain stupid, not to mention a total waste of money!!!!!

crisgal

best punchline

there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean. like: I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat! and Half past two! does anyone know what I mean? Do...

richardf

Tape to USB drive. Is there such a thing?

Tape to USB drive. Is there such a thing? I know you can get tape to 3.5mm jack to play an MP3 player but what i'm after is an adapter so i can put a MP3 stick or either a player straight into the...

babybow

Firefox

whats your opinion with firefox verses internet explorer

wirraldene

JavaScripting

I've just done a check on Browser Security and the only suggestion that came out of it was to consider disabling JavaScript(ActiveScripting). Thanks to Google I now know how to do this . Should I do...

Scarlett

New widescreen monitor

I have just got a new 19" widescreen monitor and all the images are stretched widely, of course. I was used to a square one before. Is this something I have to just get used to? I fiddled with the...

Hugh Spencer

Honours for the winners

Has the definition of a hero been altered? I thought a hero was someone who, to great danger and inconvenience to themselves, goes out of his way to do a great service, maybe life saving, to another...

Quinlad

A fair response or a disgraceful waste of taxpayers' money?

Downing Street has issued a tongue-in-cheek response to an e-petition. In April the website received a petition calling for Jeremy Clarkson to be made prime minister. Downing Street always posts...

squarebear

The Council Job

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He answers 'Yes - caffeine' 'Have you ever been in the services?' 'Yes,' he says. 'I was...

botanica57

mountain to mohamed

explain the phrase mountain to mohamed

carrust

Meeooww

I've just got home & found the cat dead in the washing machine.I'm totally devastated:-( But at least it died in comfort !

ll_billym

Hacker to be extradited to US fro trial

Gary McKinnon hacked into US government computer systems, now the US want him extradited to stand trial in their country to " http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7532713.stm Ok so the guy showed up their...

polly-dolly9

ntl starview codes????

can any1 give me todays nlt starview codes plz??????????? thanx

Anthony Cole

MESH pc

When using a Photoshop software package (for picture editing) the PC speeds up (similar to downloading) but since i finished using the programme, the PC is still making the noise, it is like the fan...

eash

Weston-Super-Mere

Isn't it sad about the pier there? Such a shame.

rov1200

Can a liquid be compressed?

Has anyone seen that advert on TV appearing regularly ny Exxon Mobil recently. The presenter is explaining that they extract the gas change it into a liquid and then compress it 6 times. I can...

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