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Smartphone Help !

Google play can you pay for apps on my laptop and still have them sent to my new android mobile. Also have set my local weather on screen when does this app deduce my web allowance. Sorry I'm new to...
07:53 Wed 03rd Apr 20131 answer, last by AB Editor 08:25 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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How Many Easter Eggs Have Your Already Had ?

And how many are you expecting to get for Easter....
09:22 Sat 30th Mar 201326 answers, last by atalanta 17:49 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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Latest News Story.

Oscar Pistorius has announced he would like to compete in the World championship in Moscow after getting bail. However athletes will be pleased to hear that he will be put in lane 8 in every heat as...
12:37 Fri 29th Mar 20131 answer, last by frugalfred 15:27 Fri 29th Mar 2013
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Cheering Yourself Up, Whilst Shopping ?

Sometimes when I go to shops I've teased the assistant like below. Have you ? Matalan - "Would sir like to keep the clothes hanger" - "Is it cheaper if I don't take them ?" Clarkes shoes - "My feet...
09:32 Sat 23rd Mar 20138 answers, last by weedwhacker 20:41 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Ruff Luck !

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. It walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be served. A fellow who was already in the butcher...
14:52 Mon 18th Mar 20135 answers, last by starone 16:12 Mon 18th Mar 2013
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Happy Birthday !

Mrs Nessie Birthday today, can't tell you her age but it starts with a 4 and ends in a 9, Your right ! 4,555,329 years old. Away to nurse my injuries ? Nessie :- (...
14:54 Thu 14th Mar 201312 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:25 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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For Those Who Have Lost Their Mother, This Mothers Day.

Sometimes Mom in passing Would pat you on the back And sometimes in passing She'd show you the right track. Sometimes Mom in passing Would say, "You sure look nice!" And sometimes in passing She...
11:48 Sun 10th Mar 20138 answers, last by boxtops 17:14 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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What Should I Get My Better Half For Her ** Birthday ?

Flowers, Chocolates, Muzzle or go out for a meal. :)
12:05 Thu 07th Mar 20134 answers, last by giveup 15:06 Thu 07th Mar 2013
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Funny Clip, Enjoy !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X9D9ZAFHWg&feature=share&list=PLAE17AE6B861B7DE5...
13:59 Sat 02nd Mar 20135 answers, last by anneasquith 09:39 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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What A Trick ?

Learned this week that male Panda in Edinburgh Zoo does handstands to piddle high as a sign of courtship to its mate. Do any of you have a strange habit like this ? Nessie :- )...
09:57 Sun 24th Feb 20136 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:42 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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Free Bank Please ?

True story last Friday I was on local bus when Polish women I know came on and asked to go to the free bank. Driver looked confused said there was no such place in the town she was going to. She paid...
09:37 Sun 24th Feb 201312 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:52 Sun 24th Feb 2013
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View Ths Clip For A Good Laugh Folks.

Viewed this on youtube, will have you in laughing out loud. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwe8zAPb4… Post it in browser if link does not work....
07:52 Thu 14th Feb 20138 answers, last by em10 07:59 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Topical Joke For You All ?

An Englishman, a Italian and a Scotsman were in a boat together in Loch Ness. When I made a surpise visit ? The Frenchman jumped out the boat and I eat him, the same with the Italian. The Scotsman...
10:48 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by boxtops 10:55 Sat 02nd Feb 2013
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Funny Joke For You All (Bit Rude)

This farmer's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who is also a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's £3000 ! the bloke say's he...
12:15 Thu 31st Jan 20138 answers, last by Baldric 12:39 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Does Hmv Music Stores Have A Future ?

The company has appointed administrators to save its stores.
08:13 Tue 15th Jan 201335 answers, last by yogi-bear 10:16 Tue 15th Jan 2013
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What Do You Call A Lesbian Dinosaur ?

A Lickalotopus ?
14:12 Sat 12th Jan 20136 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:06 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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Public Transport Should Folk Be Allowed To Eat In Buses Etc ?

Whats your view folks. The reason I asked someone came on a local bus with ot chicken wings and proceeded to devour them on the bus. On leaving she left chicken bones on bus seat. You may have guessed...
13:30 Fri 11th Jan 201316 answers, last by furrypusscat 20:27 Fri 11th Jan 2013
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Missing Child - Breaking News.

Police have confirmed they have NOT found the body of Moria Anderson who went missing 50 years ago at Monklands Cemetary.
12:06 Thu 10th Jan 20134 answers, last by LochNessMonster 12:14 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Wee Quick Scottish Joke ?

Two dugs walking down the street. One says to the other "Nice speaking to you, I'm awa " So the other dug cocked his leg and pi$$ed on him....
11:49 Thu 10th Jan 201311 answers, last by thetaliesin 22:04 Thu 10th Jan 2013
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Why Do Women Spend So Long Putting Makeup On ?

Seen them with orange faces, spending 30 minutes in bus pruning their eyebrows to draw them back in again. Some have that must makeup on, if it cracked it would make their backside jealous. "A little...
10:35 Wed 09th Jan 201328 answers, last by woofgang 16:45 Wed 09th Jan 2013

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