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How'd ya feel?...

--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~ An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor,...

anotheoldgit

R.I.P Ma'am, you gave your all.

http://www.dailymail....ker-dies-aged-91.html No Dame-hood for this brave lass, not even a mention in the celebrity obituaries, and it was not until May 2010 that she received an award from David...

robert551069

Ken Dodd joke

Ken Dodd one said that he suffers from kleptomania but that when it gets bad he takes something for it.

trt

sheep joke

A muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was Islamb and he could do what he wanted with it....

BlueToffee

A 6 and a 4 year old

A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6-year old 'I think it's about time we started swearing.' The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year...

Matheous-2

Sweeteners

I know this has probably been covered before (just discovered how BAD aspartame is) but, can anyone suggest safe alternatives -without the after-taste please? Thanks........

B00

Happy birthday Neti

Hope you have a fantastic birthday. Love ya Boo xxx...

joggerjayne

Man Has It Off With A Sofa

LOL Was that the actual sofa? She's not even a good looking sofa. http://www.thesun.co....fa-in-the-street.html...

wildwood

This could hurt...

Paddy: "Your new secretary is very sexy..." Seamus: "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen ... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left...

soxmis_sid

Chart hits with Thursday in the title?

I was thinking the other night of song titles with days of the week in them but have been stumped when it came to Thursday songs. They must be well known chart hits. Any ideas?...

mrsmaveric

will you be splashing out this christmas???

or scrimping and watching the pennies???

LochNessMonster

Cheer me up folks. got the worst illness of all "Man Flu" ?

Sneezing, sore throat, and fingers hurt when I'm type on the keyboard. Nessie :-(...

modeller

Do all God's creations go to heaven ?

Every living organism, we are told, has been created by God . Are they all of equal value ? Do they all qualify to go to heaven ?...

boxtops

Euromillions

Just had a email from the Nat Lottery.... you have won..... £2.70 :-)...

Darkie100

DYSON 39

Thinking of buying a DYSON 39 MULTIFLOOR cleaner. Would appreciate opinions on this product.

dotty.

still not had a medal for contribution to CB

funny, never go in religion and whatever but got a badge for it.

joko

gobsmacked by so many dreadful job applications!

I am amazed how can people be so ignorant in how to apply for a job these days - there is no excuse really is there? - i mean the net is full of advice etc and most of it is common sense. It so...

deggers316

little girl abuction

i think in this "kind of case" where the guy who's van she got in obviously knowing him like most people in this village,should be subject to some kind of "torture" to make him say...

robert551069

Hairdressers Names

My son goes to a hairdressing saloon called "Curl Up and Dye".

flipnflap

Jimmy Savile: Saint or sinner?

or both?

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