Me and my mates like to play a game when we're out on the ****. It's called: FAT GIRL RODEO. It's when you find the biggest woman in any particular bar and start dancing behind them. Then with your...
Sad I know, but I'm sure that when Emily invited Jed to stay with her she offered him her front room to sleep in. So why was Tony creeping up and down the stairs collecting Jed's stuff? My brain has...
does it exsist any more? We did the christmas shop the other week and i was one handed having sprained my wrist really badly and we went and did our shopping. Got to the checkouts and the girl serving...
glasgow man see's job advertised as a f@nny waxer's assistant. job includes ' remove ladies knickers, prepare f@nny for waxing & then rub in oil after waxing' . man asks about job at job centre & is...
i have a 2 seater MERCEDES SLK CONVERTABLE,thing is iv had it 3 & 1/2 yrs and don't fancy getting rid.but its only a 2 seater,so when i met my partner and her family,if i wanted to go out for the day...
Does this ps you off? No, I am not getting a heart attack, no I am not getting Worked up, What I am getting is Psd off with people asking for help, With people going out of their way to find the...
There is a question on Home and Garden re manholes today. Among the helpful replies is a disgusting one from no. knowledge. Please look at it and ban him.
A group of Irish primary school children,accompanied by two female teachers,went on a field trip to Galway races to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the...
i saw this advertised on ebay but when i tried to register, it said icould only be referred by a member. Is anyone on here a member? Would you let me use your email address to join? I can give you...
I went shoping with a friend who stole from sainsburys, I was in the store looking for her, unaware of what had happened I was about to join a queh to pay when she came back into the store and asked...