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1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will... ...
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ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
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Be Nice Let’s all be nice to each other, And when we can share a smile. It’s not hard to be kind, We’re only here a short while. Sometimes you need to be quiet, Even if you have a lot to say. Think... ...
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Went to the cinema to see this film today. What an amazing story. Johnny Flynn was excellent as the young Nicholas Winton and of course Anthony Hopkins playing him in later life. I remember the... ...
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Housework was a woman's job (?) but one evening, Maggie arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the cooker, and... ...
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Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints... ...
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Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
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Have just joined this local group for a laugh.  Think there are a few on here who would fit right in?  Haven't posted yet but tonight's the night!
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Seem to have "acquired" a few of these over the past couple of years.  If anyone has had one, how did you get rid of it?  Wouldn't want to bother my GP with something so trivial but would love to... ...
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Happy New Year to one and all: May the best you've ever seen Be the worst you'll ever see May the moose ne're leave your girnal Wi' a teardrap in its e'e May yer lum keep blithly reekin' Til ye're auld... ...
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Can't remember who recommended this but thank you. Binge watched and it was amazing.
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Have come to a grinding halt with these clues. Any clues appreciated. Thanks. 10.  In legend, dragons do this (8) 12.   Happy and wonderful knowledge (4) 15.  Alfie stays OK! (6) 26.  Part of church... ...
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I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road
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Have come to a grinding halt with this quiz. Have spent most of the day looking at clues again and have only managed to get another one. Any help much appreciated. Seems quite a few so clues would... ...
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For sale:  Iconic 90s Sooty and Sweep puppets.  Just want them off my hands. Most people use their mobiles to call or text people.  I'm at an age where I use mine to take photos of labels I can't... ...
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To the person who dumped their old matress in my garden I don't know how you sleep at night!
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Did you know that if you put 100 black ants and 100 red ants in a jar, nothing will happen? But if you shake the jar hard, the ants start killing each other. The red ants consider the black ants... ...
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I am looking to help raise money for Willows Animal Sanctuary and thought one way might be to have a quiz at say £1 a pop.  Have never done anything like this before and would appreciate some help... ...
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Christmas Special on BBC1 at 8.15 pm on Christmas Day.
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I bought a small saltire for St Andrews Day and fitted it onto my car antenna.  Some scumbag stole it in Tesco car park today.  If it's not nailed down..................