A man goes to his doctor's surgery complaining he has something stuck up his backside. Upon examination, the doctor finds a £10 note lodged firmly inside his back passage. He pulls it out, then...
Just read that British Education Secretary Michael Gove has decided that the English literature list for a national exam needs to be more English, so To Kill a Mockingbird, of Mice and Mean and the...
Boris Johnson, in his Daily Telegraph column today, described Ukip and similar political groups in Europe as (quote) "pitchfork-wielding populists" who are on some sort of "peasants' revolt". Now, I...
I cant believe that Scottish people would vote for SNP 29% are they completely stupid or something Alex Salmond is a sleazeball manipulative and egotistical where as his sidekick Nicola Sturgeon is...
Mmm. Not quite sure about this. The music (or sounds) was weird and at time unnecessary. Good casting and acting. Quirke never seemed to actually do any work though - just get drunk. And having a main...
I've been having this battle with myself for the last 24hours or so and I have decided to ask you lovely residents on AB to help. I have an Amazon Voucher (£15) that I was awarded from doing my...
When I was in employment (now retired) I always turned the washing machine on when I left for work. After retirement I turned it on when going out shopping etc. A couple of months ago the machine made...
Two crows going absolutely mental in the garden so I went to investigate. They were attacking neighbour's cat which was cowering on the ground. Guess our Millie got a bit too close to a nest.
Okay Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. . . . Dark, isn't...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flash-light around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The...
1) jumbled angry 2) lighten minus direction. 3) mixed fish 4) secretion from a sea molusc 5) confused animal less direction 6)chemical element contains mixed up rodent . Thanks for any help