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Dammit

Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad" Snowed in again - I will not dig the car out again today! Going to listen to the radio, read and play on the computer all day...

joggerjayne

Scottish Thread Of The Day - Wee Sleekit Beastie

Happy Burns Night x x x

marval

Work2

I keep seeing these signs reading, "Make money at home in your spare time." I thought, "What a great idea!" It turns out that's illegal, and it's called counterfeiting. I had to deliver a parcel to...

marval

Work

My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?" "Not particularly," I replied. I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to...

Jemisa

A Few More...

I bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept...

CailinDeas

Jumping On The Bed!!!

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter...

Svejk

Sign Language

Why do they have a signer on late night TV when sub-titles are available? Why isn't it optional like sub-titles. Is it political or technological?

Jaimsieboy

Local Paper X/word

12 Across - Objective man in mail dispute (10) ?m?e?s?n?l

McMouse

Public Toilets

Used a mens room in a restaurant today washed by hands before leaving. I followed a guy out who had not bothered to wash his hands and had to touch the 'contaminated' outer door handle. Should such...

Bazile

How Did It Happen

How did you meet your Wife/husband /partner . Any childhood sweethearts, who have gone on to marry/ live together ?...

Stargazer

Free Range Eggs

I have about three "lots" of eggs (in twos and threes) that have no date on them and I believe that some may be as old as 22nd December or at least 27th December. Is there an accurate way to tell if...

Jemisa

Flying Lesson For An 80Yr Old!

I didn't know really where to put this Q but I'm sure someone in CB will be able to help. My dear brother will be 80 later this year & for a special birthday surprise I would like to treat him to a...

bluebird34

Virgin

if you have Virgin broadband are you happy with it please and how much does it cost....

vernonk

Ball Boy Well Out Of Order

I am not a Chelsea fan but, having watched the ball boy incident from last nights match against Swansea, I feel very strongly that it's the ball boy and not the player who should be severely...

Iluvspikey

Going To A Pantomime!

Haven't been to one in years, I think my eldest son was about 11 or twelve when we last went. Younger son has just come home with 6 tickets, from some people who can no longer go. Is it okay to join...

Stargazer

What English Words Are Abused And Overused?

For me they would be: literally and Basically...

DangerUXD

Controversial

Contra-vers-e-all or Contra-versh-all?

owdhamer

Beauty.

What do you cal a burnt tesco burger? Black Beauty

mrs_overall

Good Morning Campers

So you thought you were rid of me for a while longer did you? lol Many thanks for your unsympathetic messages - they were relayed to me by the lovely Gness and most of them cheered me up no end. Those...

Georgiesmum

Breed Of Dog

What is your favourite breed of dog?

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