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sidkid
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another...
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somerandomguy
I've just got my first job interview in two years! Until then I'm going to have to sign on....
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somerandomguy
I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in. I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?" "Yes honey." "What is it?"...
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TWR
Well?
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Mick-Talbot
Any fans ? Just watched the fencer James Honeybone get soundly beaten and thought to myself...... my mate Shifty Pete is a much better fencer than him. Fencing really is a boring event to watch. imo...
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madiba
The Llangollen Male voice choir are practicing aWhitney Houston's song for the Eisteddfod  It's about two gay welshmen called, "And Dai will always love Huw". ...
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madiba
My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog...
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Jemisa
Modern Technology~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, mother,' he said. 'We don't waste...
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Duncer
............ and have given you the power to either time travel or re-convene any rock/music group of your choice, death being no preclusion to any of the members of the forementioned band. Who are...
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hc4361
You'll be missed.
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Mamyalynne
Good evening all - Milady is indisposed this evening , I have taken up restorative beef tea and the Dulux colour chart (pastels only) for her and will check on progress later. So it falls to me to...
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ladybirder
Attacking one of our Olympians, on a matter over which she has no control, when she is about to compete for her country, is downright nasty in my opinion. He knows she gets upset over the nasty things...
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Mochiepark
1. Refugee seen before catching a Russian plane (6) -m-g-- 2. Live on a ship, i.e. the Elizabeth (6) -e-s-e 3. First take some cookery books (5) t-m-- 4. 'P' announced after a race (8,5) ------n-,...
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oldmaninshorts
Is it better to breast feed than to bottle feed and I only ask this as my wife is soon to give birth and I would much rather take your advise than the doctors as you are all so wise and know...
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anneasquith
the saddest thing i saw at the opening ceremony last night was. mohamad ali being prompted ( unsuccessfully ) to " wave at the crowd " this once great sportsman looked so frail and...
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MoonRocker
I just knew Danny Boyle wouldn't let us down, that was just simply stunning, I hope even the ABAO mob will acknowledge that was the best ever openning ceremony to the Olympics. Ok Whinners do your...
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - sun's shining but way too cold to be out in the garden so I'm off to the kitchen to do some baking ... one way to keep warm !! Four neat little [!!] link words for us, plenty...
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princerupe74
one massive boring disappointment.
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Nini74
Very happy with myself! Just wondering how everyone else is getting on as I know there are a few of us quitting at the moment! xxxx
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mrsmaveric
los angeles had a flying man...barcelona had flying arrows landing in the cauldron to light the flame..what have we got???..geese and shire horses parading around...oh well we can but hope its a good...

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