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sunny-dave

Marriage ...

... is like a hand of Poker. You start with diamonds and hearts - but always wind up wanting a club and a spade ......
11:15 Thu 26th Jul 20128 answers, last by tenrec 08:53 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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marval

It's that music again

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honour," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last...
20:58 Wed 25th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:04 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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marval

Music anyone?

What do you call a short drummer with good rhythm? A metro gnome. Why did JSBach have so many children? Because there were no stops on his organ. A local church built a new sanctuary. They moved their...
18:16 Wed 25th Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 20:50 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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JonnyBoy12

More animal jokes for you all to enjoy

Why has a milking stool only got three legs? Because the cow has got the udder one! What is a bird's favourite breakfast cereal? Shredded tweet! What group of garden birds are known for their...
19:35 Wed 25th Jul 20124 answers, last by tabathazig 21:04 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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marval

Know your music

Music history according to students 1. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music. 2. Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing. 3. A...
15:05 Wed 25th Jul 20127 answers, last by marval 20:48 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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gness

I`m going for a while

My beautiful son-in law has just died. Back when I............x
18:33 Tue 24th Jul 201277 answers, last by tinkerbell23 01:00 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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andr

What words have 3 of the letter I

I'm looking for a long list of English words that have 3 of the letter I
17:17 Tue 24th Jul 201225 answers, last by ladyalex 19:48 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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Ric.ror

What are you having for tea?

I cant decide between a greek salad or the other half of the soup I had for lunch
14:15 Tue 24th Jul 201246 answers, last by slinky.kate 19:15 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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JonnyBoy12

I hope you will all "bear" with me for posting this joke

I bear walks into a hairdresser's salon but there are more than half a dozen people in there ahead of him. The owner of the salon says very apologetically "I am really sorry, sir, but there is...
13:01 Tue 24th Jul 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:42 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

The Middle-wife...

(not really a joke but funny) When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids...
12:38 Tue 24th Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 15:59 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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malagabob

Threesome

Wife to husband................. So you want us to have a a threesome? Husband............................ Yeah! Wife................................... Well there a really fit young stud down the...
03:46 Tue 24th Jul 20125 answers, last by Davethedog 16:04 Tue 24th Jul 2012
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gness

Miriam Margolyes

The drama of attending a graduation as the proud Ma and leaving semi naked in a recovery truck and the excitement of getting my avatar caused me to forget to post this. Miriam Margolyes in her one...
15:20 Mon 23rd Jul 201219 answers, last by dotty. 21:51 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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hideaway

herculis

18a 7 letters the act f singing hymns or psalms -y-n- - - 15d 3/2 letters in IT another term for a plug in a- - -n thankyou...
18:35 Mon 23rd Jul 20126 answers, last by hideaway 18:49 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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UMRK

Television Screen Cleaning?

What is the best way to clean a Television Screen & are there any specific cleaning agents on the Market..? I use a damp cloth and dry off with Kitchen Paper but always end up with smears...
17:57 Mon 23rd Jul 201215 answers, last by beso 14:47 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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anotheoldgit

How can this be?

Why is it that Britain will hang on to scum such as these, http://www.dailymail....udge-decide-fate.html yet refuse these ex soldiers the right to stay just because they have committed much less...
09:20 Mon 23rd Jul 201219 answers, last by sp1814 20:52 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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maggiebee

New Quiz

Just been sent a new quiz by my daughter but finding it hard to get started. Maybe if I could just get one I'd be on my way. Unscramble the anagrams to find the names of well known authors part and...
13:55 Mon 23rd Jul 20125 answers, last by katburd 16:06 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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marval

Famous Mothers.

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:" "I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea...
19:22 Sun 22nd Jul 201211 answers, last by maggiebee 13:51 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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marval

See if you get this.

An inscription problem According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands...
11:05 Mon 23rd Jul 201216 answers, last by marval 15:18 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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mrs_overall

An Update

I just wanted to say thank you to all you lovely people who said such kind things yesterday. I wouldn't normally let something like an anonymous email get to me but last week was exceptionally bad. Mr...
08:12 Mon 23rd Jul 201241 answers, last by Polly1958 18:00 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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mrs_overall

I have an announcement

The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...
11:24 Sun 22nd Jul 2012174 answers, last by askyourgran 20:15 Thu 26th Jul 2012

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