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One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller...

Mojo-Jo-Jo

Why is it wrong to eat rodent preserves

Because you get chewed lips from hamster jam.

porkchop

2nd Class Honours

A son of a friend of mine says he got 69% in exams and if he had got 1% more to equal 70% it would have been classed as 1st Class honours. As 2nd class honours ranges from 60% to 69% would it be...

rosieapple

Cat help!

The cat from next door keeps peeing (spraying?) up my car. How can I make it stop?! Thanks...

ELVIS68

Knock Knock........

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Salt n Pepa. Oh right, the door's not locked. Just push it. Push it real good...

Goonermatt

Why does the BBC feel the need to inflict Tim Henman on us, the licence paying public? What exactly qualifies him to voice his opinion on tennis players who are better than he could ever have dreamed...

clairerob21

all answers end in o

1. Cy Grant broadcast one regularly 7 2. played at langley with six legs ! 4 polo ? 3. dancing between two extremes ? 5 4. arrangement on the head 6...

starone

Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart....

Smowball

Greater London!

28 degrees and stifling today! Not far fron Wimbledon which means the tennis players must be suffering!

Duncer

Brothel time again

A guy goes to his local brothel and says to the madame, "I only have £2 to my name and I'm really sorry, but is there anything you do for me, anything at all"? "Don't be...

marval

Late

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations. The...

AB Editor

The AnswerBank Welcome Email 2: The Welcoming

We've reactivated our welcome email campaign. If you have received one, and you're not a brand-spanking-new-fangled-member please report so here. If you are brand-fangled and spanked you should keep...

murraymints

night night !!!

time to crawl into the basket with Andy !!!..been up since 4.30am pooped..see you all tomorrow...god bless...

creamegg

everyman

14d- japanese ones entering NI degree course n?p?o?e?e...

sir.prize

Time to do other things

AnswerBank has deteriorated into a virtually unusable site. Perhaps time to do other things. Cheers....

B00

Today is the future

Found this today, how cool is it? Remember in Back To The Future, where Doc sets the DeLorean to a future date? That date is TODAY! http://i50.tinypic.com/qpgrkg.jpg...

sp1814

The next election, and YOU...

This question is NOT based on any current news story - but as the News section has more politically aware posters (AOG, New Judge, Youngmafbog, modeller, bazwillrun, Gromit, em10, naomi24, Zeuhl,...

AceofClubs

Elocution Lessons?

Did anyone else have these at school?We also had lessons in deportment. Happy days....

marval

You're having a laugh

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little...

boleyn

Gunnislake Festival Quiz

Don't forget the popular Gunnislake Festival Quiz with prizes of £90 (including a first prize of £50). This is a family quiz with a minimum donation of only £1 to enter. Closing date...

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