who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologise and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad...
Over the counter .... A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?"...
What would the cost of a gardener be - an ordinary family garden, just weeding boarders and cutting grass - maybe once a week. About two hours or maybe one and a half hours. Is it a hourly rate, or a...
Wanted ladies of a certain age or younger to form Answerbank coven.... Experience of herbs and potions useful . Black pointy hats will not be needed if enough occult jewellery is worn. White and black...
What is the easiest lock or whatever to use on a bedroom door.... That i could possibly install myself (im not so bad lol).... Not sure i can manage a lock that works inside and out though? Surley...
I was at a lunch today, guests were invited for 12.00 with a view to eating at 12.30. By 12.15 none of the 11 guests had arrived, they finally started to trickle in with the last arriving at about...
Anything nice? I had an appointment but shuffled it till tomorrow, really cant be @rsed today!! Plan to chill as i didnt sleep great!! Tv session today and gym later!! Btw....how bloody sore Is...
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it...
A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...
13 and a half hours of tennis on BBC1 and BBC2 today...and every day for nearly 2 weeks. What do those on here that moan when a football match is shown for a couple of hours, occassionally, think of...
Can anyone help me with this clue and explain the answer: 18a He won't make certain advances (7) ?O?D?E? I've seen the answer given as "DODDERY", but I couldn't see how this fitted. Could I...
Which modern phrases annoy you the most. I personally can't stand it when people say "simples" like that meerkat advert a few years back or "end of" when discussing something... I...
A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no" onto his pen!s. The owner agrees. When the job is complete the guy pays and leaves....
My rhubarb plants were given to me three years ago, as parts of established crowns which had been split. I have not been able to take any stems for cooking as they are always too thin. The leaves are...
I've just had to watch John Bishop on the telly, mainly because I'm so fundamentally lazy that I haven't reached for the remote control to change channels after the England game, but that's not the...
