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joggerjayne
I've microwaved a can of Baxter's Cullen Skink. Is that Scottish? It sounds Scottish. If so, then I'm eating it in honour of Scotland, for entertaining everyone (not that I actually saw it until...
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bookboo
I've always admired her and watched her on TV when I was growing up. I always thought she looked great and she is a very pretty woman. She obviously looks fantastic with the weight loss, but she looks...
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marval
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't...
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Steve.5
as a second class citizen ? Or do you consider us all to be equal ?...
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carolegif
I got run over by a lorry after being let out of school early due to the death of George VI! My Nan said it was all 'that woman's' (Mrs Simpson's) fault!!!
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lankeela
I don't mean the normal celebrities, someone who is on a programme or the news sometimes. I like the auctioneer who wears the striped jacket on Homes Under The Hammer, I think he has got a really...
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granny grump
My niece has been in incredible pain for the last 10 days following her kidney & pancreas transplant. She was screaming the ward down on Friday and the surgeon was worried that one of the organs...
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annettek
can anyone help with the following sayings? TO H??? M??? I???? IN T?? F??? TO C?? O??? E??? O?? thanks...
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flobadob
I'm enjoying these, thought I'd share http://www.funny-emai...tag/friday-afternoon/...
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tara20
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which...
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mdenning
5 down 10 letters i have l---i-s--- thankyou
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stokemaveric
do you think she has been a good queen??? or distanced from the people???
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jubo
1d, uneasiness, d?s?o?f?t??? 20a, inspection of land, ??c?e 12a, go bad, a???e 6d, bewildered, d?z?? thanks for any help....
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marval
There's a new garlic diet going around. You don't lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance. Man to clerk in DVD store: "I'd like to exchange this diet-and-workout DVD for one of...
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stanbesida
.... and soon Dan gets cooking,etcetera (3,2,2) I think the answer is "AND SO ON" but it seems to easy as it is (and soon) seperated....
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Nascal
My wife passed away nearly 10 years ago leaving me with 2 daughters. I have gone to various clubs and have been approached by 3 women to date and have formed a friendship. In every case I have...
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TWR
Seen the last one we recorded tonight, what a cracking program.
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tonyav
I held the door open for a gorgeous blonde in the pub last night. My wife said, '' You've never held the door open for me.'' I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''...
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marval
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time. 2. All idiots after reading 1. will try it. 3. They will discover 1. is a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an...

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