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Caran

Something Weird

If you have central locking, go to where you can't see your car. Press car keys to your head and press unlock. Your car will unlock.
00:46 Tue 01st Jan 201313 answers, last by Judge Nutmeg 01:09 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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ELVIS68

New Years Resolution......

I'm going to stop using deodorant sprays Roll On 2013...
23:33 Mon 31st Dec 201212 answers, last by Slapshot 18:54 Tue 01st Jan 2013
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DSJ

Where Did You Go For Your Honeymoon?

I guess that honeymoon destinations have changed over the years & people now fly to rather more exotic places than in the past. Where did you go & when? I will start the ball rolling..... Machynlleth,...
20:13 Sat 29th Dec 201264 answers, last by carandrog 01:08 Sun 30th Dec 2012
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weecalf

Is It Not Near Time

Again the disgraceful scenes of the old trafford sides manager lamblasting the linesman during today game .At his age and his supposed knowledge of the game .He should know that his even team will not...
23:57 Wed 26th Dec 201250 answers, last by weecalf 22:37 Fri 04th Jan 2013
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Jemisa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,.............................................................................................. I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy. Friends are...
00:56 Tue 25th Dec 201210 answers, last by gness 01:51 Tue 25th Dec 2012
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slinky.kate

Oooooooh? It's Back

xmas eve it's here again so lets have your rendition xmas verse for one and all it's chatterbank tradition Wish you all a fabby time o'er xmas and new year answer back with a rhyme to everyone 'Good...
07:40 Mon 24th Dec 201219 answers, last by ummmm 00:23 Tue 25th Dec 2012
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flipnflap

Sir Brucie Loses His Cool Again At Strictly Final

Somebody needs to put Sir Bruce out to grass ASAP. So wrong and so rude of him to shout Back Off and Get Off at the other dancers rushing the stage to congratulate Louis. Dontchathink?
23:30 Sat 22nd Dec 201233 answers, last by BlueToffee 19:16 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Thanks For....

Thanks For The Peanuts ...................................................... A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend...
00:41 Sun 23rd Dec 20126 answers, last by askyourgran 22:27 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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elliemay1

Corrie Fri Night

Last night when Tina sent for Fiz and gave her a key so that Ty and she could meet, where were they? Was it in the Rovers?
00:31 Sun 23rd Dec 20127 answers, last by elliemay1 23:55 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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Pollyanna33

Madonna Asked What Was New Here

The answer is a capital city. Also One night here, and the world is your oyster? Demote vino by spilling it? A question about the quality of a tibetan teacher? Crumbling stone by stone? Paul saw the...
23:30 Sat 22nd Dec 201222 answers, last by jno 00:06 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

My Kids...

My kids keep making fun of my Alzheimer's.............................................. Wait till the little sh!ts wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire....
00:45 Sat 22nd Dec 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 15:38 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Chipchopper

Title Here

Woke up this morning and looked out of my window, it's a bit dull and overcast, Still it's not the end of the world Better check the obituaries though...
10:51 Fri 21st Dec 20123 answers, last by sidkid 14:31 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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granny grump

Only Fools And Horse Quiz

Calling all Only fools and Horses fans - I cannot find these answers please can you help? 5 Where was Del Boy when he fell through the bar? 18 Where did Del Boy , Rodney and Granddad go for the...
13:58 Fri 21st Dec 201218 answers, last by granny grump 19:17 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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squarebear

Oxfam Quiz

All answers are sweets. 1 Travel upstairs (1 word) 2 Impetuous decisions (1 word) 3 Benefits Fairtrade and Comic Relief (1 word) 4 The neck for the sport (1 word) 5 Sweet toothbrush (2 words) Thanks...
13:43 Fri 21st Dec 201215 answers, last by squarebear 13:58 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Jemisa

At The Barbers...

A man walks into a barber’s shop and asks how many people are waiting to be served. ‘I’ve got three cuts and a shave booked this morning,’ replies the barber. The man leaves but comes back the...
13:41 Fri 21st Dec 20126 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:26 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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magicmick

Simple Card Magic For Christmas

If your children/grandchildren are like mine they love a bit of magic, I have a couple of simple tricks to share if anyone interested. This is the memory test you tell your audience you have found a...
00:35 Thu 20th Dec 20125 answers, last by Bluestone 00:26 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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magicmick

Christmas Card Scene

https://www.elion.ee/docs/joulukaart/eng/ Hope this works for you kids will love it...
15:33 Thu 20th Dec 201239 answers, last by boxtops 01:03 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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magicmick

Is It Snowing Outside

http://pusher.com.au/clients/pusher-christmas-2012/ Hope this works very clever...
00:00 Fri 14th Dec 20127 answers, last by squarebear 23:55 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Golf Panties...

> > Golf Panties................................................................ > > The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her > ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up...
12:04 Thu 20th Dec 20124 answers, last by magicmick 16:02 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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mrs_overall

The Royal Mail Are Marvellous!

The postie has been and delivered 9 Christmas cards. None of the envelopes have been franked which means I have 9 first class stamps for free. Every little helps lol
10:59 Thu 20th Dec 201236 answers, last by Ann86 22:09 Thu 20th Dec 2012

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