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dickythecook
Husband and wife... BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course!...
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postman44
15. these could be colourful or used to shoot arrows 19. taking leaves and berries he threw a lot around and made it 20. is this seasonal plant more at home in the desert(2) 21. can eric and les...
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mwhegar
1. initially great aunt allows these to be worn 2 specifically provided for hangers on (two words) 3 the lad with extraterrestial 4 those who play ball around the north...
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Cruciformist
..but was given the brush -off. It was so emulsional.
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baza
Mrs B is watching ITV at the moment but they keep interupting the adverts with some scottish singer called Stewart. Is there anyone else annoyed at the telly?...
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magicmick
.......I asked Sir Alex how I could fight my way into the first team He said ach son first of all you will have to box cleverley...
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Smowball
I want to buy son a Kindle Fire but dont want to link it to my own bank card for purchases, for obvious reasons! So what are the options? Can I buy one of those Visa cards you can top up with a set...
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Smowball
What do Eskimos get if they sit on the ice too long? Polaroids : )...
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Lola83
1 Haphazard selections 2 a black weapon of destruction 3 top tennis players money plant...
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ELVIS68
Do any of you football fans have a flutter on the football at the weekend?...
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wiltsman
I seem to have won a badge for asking a question that received 1,000 plus answers. Can't find it - most of my questions get a few answers then it all fizzles out!...
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flitty
Having received several cards with the stamp not franked is it alright to use it as someone told me once that they are still franked but you just can't see the frank mark.
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excelsior-1
..... was a piece of cake
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TobyLaRhone
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Win Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The...
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TWR
Sunny, Dry, very cold, not a bad day here, You?...
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rockyracoon
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with the ";girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ";I promise!"...
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lardhelmet
...you don't like them? If you could pick only one (and I mean a real person - not like the bloke off the gocompare ads) who would you pick? Here's mine: Thandie Newton...
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magicmick
I used to be a Postman It was better than walking the streets...
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weecalf
I lost thirty pounds today .Actually lost it out of my pocket .Tried retracing my movement in town no joy .You know something which came to my mind .I without knowing it have made someones day what...

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