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Zacs-Master

I used to be a Hooker by the docks

But I'd had enough of seamen.
23:44 Thu 06th Dec 201222 answers, last by tenrec 00:25 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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Mojo-Jo-Jo

I used to be an astronomer

But then I saw the light.
23:05 Thu 06th Dec 201230 answers, last by boxtops 00:50 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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Iluvspikey

What is your favourite.....

This is for my daughter's Food science project on take-away/eating out food 1. Sandwich - Hot and cold 2. snack 3. pizza 4. Starter 5. pudding/dessert 6. Curry 7. Chinese dish 8. How do you like your...
14:13 Thu 06th Dec 201238 answers, last by headwreck 22:25 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Sleep with one eye open guys...

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband...
15:22 Wed 05th Dec 20126 answers, last by Dickythecook 18:32 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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magicmick

Poor David

Jim was taking a fabulous girl out on their first date and he really wanted to impress here so he took here to the swankiest restaurant in London, plenty of A-list celebs on show, she was loving it...
00:44 Thu 08th Nov 20123 answers, last by tonyav 16:25 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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starone

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. You can't count your hair 2. You can't wash your eyes with soap 3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out Put your tongue back in fool. 10 Things I know about you... 1) You are reading this 2)...
16:01 Wed 05th Dec 20125 answers, last by Canary42 17:37 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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magicmick

Christmas Trees

I am trying to win a comp for a Christmas Hamper, but having trouble with the question which is Who was the person who originally brought the tradition of Christmas Trees to the UK? Now I have Googled...
23:51 Mon 03rd Dec 20122 answers, last by magicmick 00:13 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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sandyRoe

Will you join me in wishing a happy St Andrews Day to all the Scottish ABers?

Long may your lum reek.
15:00 Fri 30th Nov 201221 answers, last by parkdale 21:12 Fri 30th Nov 2012
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magicmick

Bra size

Man goes into lady's lingerie shop and asks for a bra for his wife the assistant said what size? he said I have no idea so she said what religion is she ? so now he was really confused what difference...
01:12 Fri 30th Nov 201212 answers, last by Leonaolive 07:38 Mon 13th Jun 2022
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charity-baker47

ross-shire journal cryptic

Only one left and my answer is iffy 18d Treat to take care about losing red topping (7) t-a-a-e I can only think of teacake but ??????????...
14:52 Fri 30th Nov 20126 answers, last by charity-baker47 14:57 Fri 30th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Peaches &...

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket. When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied, 'A tin of peaches.' The judge then asked her why she...
00:55 Fri 30th Nov 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 16:25 Fri 30th Nov 2012
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Bluestone

What to get my son...?

Ok, so I know this is a bit of a stupid question, as none of you know my son, but I am having MAJOR difficulties in trying to think of things to get him for Christmas. The only thing he has an...
12:15 Thu 29th Nov 201232 answers, last by Bluestone 18:57 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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wendilla

Now here's a question that can't be answered.

Are my lottery numbers going to come up tonight?
19:35 Wed 28th Nov 201238 answers, last by wendilla 11:05 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Through the ages.

jem...
00:52 Thu 29th Nov 20123 answers, last by tonyav 19:53 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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Grenhelm

village puzzles

without an h sounds dull and drab - 6 letters; on which to disappear rapidly - 7 letters; permission to slide - 6 letters - help needed - all are forms of transport
12:40 Wed 28th Nov 201210 answers, last by Grenhelm 22:42 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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carolegif

Help!

My Virgin box has not recorded The Killing. Is it repeated anywhere? I have had the techs out to this box twice now and they say nothing is wrong, but we keep losing channels!...
17:50 Mon 26th Nov 201212 answers, last by Gizmonster 00:05 Tue 27th Nov 2012
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smurfchops

Is anyone else getting Bored with Strictly?

Don't think its fair that Denise and Kimberley are still in as they are both professional dancers (so say the newspapers). But its getting really boring, I just watch Sunday now over the top of my...
20:57 Sun 25th Nov 201211 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 12:30 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Aunt Marge...

Teacher asks her class if they know what a moral is. "Yes, Miss said young Frank, My dad told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got...
00:50 Mon 26th Nov 20129 answers, last by sibton 21:17 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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mrsmaveric

what is a talking point about your house??

or something in your house that people admire???.. im just being nosey...
21:08 Sun 25th Nov 201236 answers, last by Sammy48 17:11 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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MASS1961

Local Quiz

Hi, I've been resisting posting these for the last 2 weeks and one by one i've managed to work out more answers, however I am now stumped on the last 4. All are places/towns in the British Isles...
00:22 Mon 26th Nov 201210 answers, last by MASS1961 00:43 Mon 26th Nov 2012

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