There was a young priest who was having trouble both writing and delivering his sermons. So he asked his Bishop for help. The wise old Bishop said, "Well you might start with something to attract and...
I am planning on opening a food barrow in a market.
It will have a halal menu catering for the local Muslim population.
It is going to be called 'Allah Cart'....
Apparently there is a new TV show starting next week.
It is about a hospital that specialises in treatment for conditions caused by overweight.
It is going to be called O.B.City...
Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they change partners. They all agree that it's an experiment...
A man went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back. Half way through he said, "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand." The tattooist said "For goodness sake, give us a chance mate, I've only...
A lady failed her driving test four times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question. "You are driving at 60 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a...
A man was very interested in cars. One day his wife asked him to get something for her to run around in. The next day he came back with a track suit and a pair of trainers. All friends are welcome at...
A ghost floats into a bar. The barman says, "Who ordered a spirit?" I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say "Who's there?" I get up and leave. Sky News: 'Paranormal activity sweeps...
I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents. The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one. But I'm sure I can. I've got a few Twix up...
A woman called for an ambulance. The operator said, "How may I help you?" The woman said, "I banged my toe against the coffee table, and it really hurts." The operator said, "You want to call an...
When I was a child, my parents would always say "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French....
