For the small handful of (perhaps slightly insane?) people here who enjoy tackling my crosswords, here's another one - and it's 60% bigger than normal! As usual, it's non-cryptic, with slang terms,...
….. but a very happy one. Grandson's first birthday, today, so I popped round to the shop to get him a card. Outside were my eldest daughter and her daughter. We chatted for about 10 mins then I went...
He's doing well...eager for his walks with only a bit of bribery required. He's showing his quirks...typical lad, he's tried to drink out of the toilet He doesn't bark...much. Not at dogs...
Just heard Honor Blackman,aged 94 years died in her home in Lewes of natural causes unrelated to covid-19. I met her when she lived in Castlenau Barnes, W.London when she invited me into her house to...
A man is sitting in the dock at court. The judge asks the man for his occupation. "I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies. "And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the...
And it really lifted everyone up , we laughed and joked like we were in a pub together and also listened to each other and how we missed our family’s We are going to make it a regular slot and get the...
An old married couple no sooner get to bed together when the old man farts and says, 'Goal!’ His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'it’s fart football.' A...
A DUCK WALKS INTO A SHOP "Got any bread?" "No" "Got any Bread?" "No" "Got any bread?" "No, and if you ask me that again I'll nail your beak to the Floor" "Got any nails?" "No" "Got any bread?"...
..April 6th 1974, ABBA won Eurovision with Waterloo. Chelsea played Leeds in a stromy 1st Div match at Stamford Bridge. Central Manchester was cordoned off due to an IRA bomb threat at Victoria...
For all the idiots still going out when it's not necessary.I lost my mam and only her kids were allowed at her funeral no grandkids no friends, nothing ,shame on you all that are still going out...
