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Buenchico's New Mega Crossword

For the small handful of (perhaps slightly insane?) people here who enjoy tackling my crosswords, here's another one - and it's 60% bigger than normal! As usual, it's non-cryptic, with slang terms,...

Canary42

Policing

The police have just left. They said if I insist on walking round the house naked, I must do it inside.

Ken4155

Just A Coincidence.....

….. but a very happy one. Grandson's first birthday, today, so I popped round to the shop to get him a card. Outside were my eldest daughter and her daughter. We chatted for about 10 mins then I went...

pastafreak

Sammi Update

He's doing well...eager for his walks with only a bit of bribery required. He's showing his quirks...typical lad, he's tried to drink out of the toilet He doesn't bark...much. Not at dogs...

retrocop

Honor Blackman

Just heard Honor Blackman,aged 94 years died in her home in Lewes of natural causes unrelated to covid-19. I met her when she lived in Castlenau Barnes, W.London when she invited me into her house to...

sherrardk

This Can’t Be Good

Boris has been moved to intensive care.

Bobbisox1

May I Pass My Condolences On To Jth

I tried bit for some reason I couldn’t on Nailits thread So sorry for your partner and yours loss...

TheDevil

Quiche For Me

whats on your plate?...

maggiebee

Chilly

Two people found sunbathing today in Scotland have tested positive for hypothermia.

Patsy33

Locksmith

A man is sitting in the dock at court. The judge asks the man for his occupation. "I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies. "And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the...

Bobbisox1

Have Just Had A 6 Way Chat With Friends On Messenger

And it really lifted everyone up , we laughed and joked like we were in a pub together and also listened to each other and how we missed our family’s We are going to make it a regular slot and get the...

Canary42

Time For Bed, Time For Football

An old married couple no sooner get to bed together when the old man farts and says, 'Goal!’ His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'it’s fart football.' A...

retrocop

Luvva Duck

A DUCK WALKS INTO A SHOP "Got any bread?" "No" "Got any Bread?" "No" "Got any bread?" "No, and if you ask me that again I'll nail your beak to the Floor" "Got any nails?" "No" "Got any bread?"...

10ClarionSt

On This Day...

..April 6th 1974, ABBA won Eurovision with Waterloo. Chelsea played Leeds in a stromy 1st Div match at Stamford Bridge. Central Manchester was cordoned off due to an IRA bomb threat at Victoria...

ToraToraTora

New Dyson Ventilators......

The first patient to be treated with the new Dyson ventilator is responding well ~ Doctors say he is picking up nicely !!

Bobbisox1

This Brings The Situation Home

For all the idiots still going out when it's not necessary.I lost my mam and only her kids were allowed at her funeral no grandkids no friends, nothing ,shame on you all that are still going out...