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Bang Goes My Visit To See The Twins

Flybe planes 'are impounded' amid fears ailing airline has collapsed Will I get my money back?...

I'm So Kind

Last night I gave my girl friend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I went for a night out with lads down the pub. Well she always said she wanted a night in shining armor....

maggiebee

Old age is like underwear It creeps up on you Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument. Someone stole my limbo stick....

maggiebee

Susan Boyle

Persuaded by friends to go to see her live show in Dundee. Like her voice but not a great fan and not a gig I would have chosen to go to see. However, her show last night was just fabulous, what a...

Ken4155

Mcdonald & Dodds

Anyone catch the first episode of this new series last night? I thought it a well scripted, well acted couple of hours. Certainly more light hearted than both Vera and Endeavour and a good way to...

Smowball

Upset For Poor Poor Woman

My sons friend who was in his class at school was found dead in bed by his mum. He didn’t come down for breakfast and she went to check on him. Apparently they say it’s a case of adult Sudden...

Hopkirk

Salad Cream

Vile, isn't it?

ChillDoubt

12 New Coronavirus Cases In U K

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51697991 Hoping that it doesn’t rise too much in the coming days but inevitably it will, I fear....

Jackdaw33

Dydd Gwyl Dewi

Dydd Gwyl Dewi i bawb yng Nghymru. Happy St David's Day to all in Wales....

murraymints

Happy Birthday Pixie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo MANY HAPPIES PIX XX...

Canary42

Marriage

Being married once is bad enough, but being married twice is definitely a bigamistake.

Hymie

10 Things A Woman Will Never Say

1. I’m wrong, you must be right. 2. Does this make my bum look too small? 3. My God, it really is 14 inches. 4. I won’t put my lips on that thing unless you let me swallow. 5. This diamond is far...

Hymie

10 Things A Man Will Never Say

1. It looks like we’re lost, I better pull over and ask someone for directions. 2. *** the football, lets watch your ‘Cagney and Lacy’ video. 3. Hey, let’s go shopping and why don’t you...

Canary42

Vegan

This girl said she recognized me from the vegan club, but I'd never met herbivore.

pastafreak

Captions Please

...on my "Grumpy baby" thread https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1696685.html...

Chipchopper

Wiered Dream..

Last night I had the most strangest dream. I dreamed I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. I guess it was just a fanta sea....

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 9

Good news (1): You can't score zero this week because there's one of those question where all the answers are correct. Good news (2): It's dead easy this week. (Well, I think it is, anyway!) Bad news:...

ladybirder

Remember Asia Bibi, Sentenced To Death For Blasphemy In Pakistan?

She was on BBC News talking from France and looking so happy, promoting her new book. She lives with her family now, in Canada. I remember following her story when she escaped from Pakistan as crowds...

chrissa1

The Twins - Ava & Evelyn

Just thought I’d let you all know that my twin granddaughters are now 9 months old. They are sitting up by themselves, crawling/hauling themselves around, can wave hello/goodbye and can clap hands....

Stephen_G

Charles Dickens

I've just found out that prior to publication, A Tale Of Two Cities was serialised in two Newspapers - it was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times!

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