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Patsy33

Song

I'm writing a song about fishing, but it needs a good hook..
13:13 Sat 11th Jan 202011 answers, last by marval 17:02 Sun 12th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Sausage Roll Anyone ?

I had a catering job for British airways, serving Gregg's snacks to travelers on trans Atlantic flight to the USA. Then I woke up and realized it was just, pie in the sky....
11:56 Sat 11th Jan 20202 answers, last by marval 17:01 Sun 12th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Sweet Music ?

A woman is in court, charged with beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. "First offender" the judge asked, as the accused steps up to the dock. No, she replies "first the Gibson and...
11:11 Sat 11th Jan 20209 answers, last by Ken4155 13:31 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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mallyh

First And Last

i watched this to see what it's like but wont bother again, it should say you have no chance to win £10000 .what did you think of it ,...
06:44 Sun 12th Jan 20209 answers, last by marval 16:50 Sun 12th Jan 2020
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Caran

Kitchen Disaster!

Sinks blocked. We have a large sink and a small one next to it. Both are blocked. OH has spent hours on it today. Managed to check all the traps, all ok. Cannot undo main outlet pipe. Re assembled all...
23:54 Fri 10th Jan 202011 answers, last by Tilly2 16:39 Sun 12th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

Deadwater Fell

Has anyone watched this tonight, with David Tennant on channel 4? If so, what did you think?
22:22 Fri 10th Jan 202023 answers, last by Patsy33 14:27 Sat 18th Jan 2020
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Khandro

Her Majesty's A Pretty Nice Girl ...

.... but she doesn't have a lot to say.. Have you seen her driving her Range Rover with aplomb (but looking a little cross) at 93, isn't she fantastic?...
22:26 Fri 10th Jan 202074 answers, last by Khandro 16:48 Sat 11th Jan 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz Of The Week: Week 2

Not to bad for me this week, with a score of 5 out of 7, but it seems to be an easier week than most, so I'm expecting to see at least a few scores of 7 from you fellow ABers!...
19:59 Fri 10th Jan 202086 answers, last by Buenchico 20:46 Sat 11th Jan 2020
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feebletoe1492

Holidays

Asking everybody out there when does your holiday start? 1. When you leave the house 2.when you get there 3 other....
19:05 Fri 10th Jan 202016 answers, last by chrissa1 22:29 Fri 10th Jan 2020
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Bobbisox1

Edna

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he...
20:58 Thu 09th Jan 20207 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:40 Fri 10th Jan 2020
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Buenchico

I Wanna Be A Kid Again!

This looks like fun! https://tinyurl.com/t5ybjnm...
20:52 Thu 09th Jan 202064 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:31 Fri 10th Jan 2020
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Caran

Should I Be Worried?

For the last 3/4 months I have lost my appetite. I used to eat as much as OH, I was well known for my love of food, now I have to force myself to eat. Tonight I had half a pork chop, two tiny new...
23:23 Thu 09th Jan 20209 answers, last by Caran 23:42 Thu 09th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

A Sign

Walking past a farm, I saw a sign that said: 'Duck, eggs'. I thought: "That's a funny place for a comma" -then it hit me....
15:28 Thu 09th Jan 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:52 Fri 10th Jan 2020
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Bobbisox1

For Jackdaw

A very happy birthday to my fellow Geordie , hope it’s been a good one and continues to be so https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0mdg-Paa1Uc...
15:38 Thu 09th Jan 20207 answers, last by Patsy33 18:48 Thu 09th Jan 2020
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Bobbisox1

Never Judge A Book

Just saw a taking the pee article on my FB in a group I’m in, I travel to Lanzarote frequently, this was about an old guy there who admittedly plays an accordion well out of tune but I’ll cut to...
17:04 Thu 09th Jan 20203 answers, last by Bobbisox1 18:58 Thu 09th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Complaint...

A disgruntled customer shouted his complaint across a busy restaurant. "Waiter waiter, this lobster has only one claw!". The waiter came to the table and said "sory sir, the lobster had been in a...
20:15 Wed 08th Jan 20202 answers, last by marval 23:05 Wed 08th Jan 2020
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murraymints

Thinking Of Pixie At This Time

our friend pixie has had some sad news that her dad , who lives in France, has sadly passed away.. so she may not be on for a day or two.. and has asked me to explain her absence for a short while......
20:02 Wed 08th Jan 202035 answers, last by pixie374 17:12 Thu 09th Jan 2020
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johnny.5

My 3 Favourite Things

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
06:32 Wed 08th Jan 20208 answers, last by marval 15:00 Wed 08th Jan 2020
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Bobbisox1

What's Your City Famous For?

without saying where it is say what you think it's famous for and we have to guess
21:42 Mon 06th Jan 2020336 answers, last by marval 14:48 Wed 08th Jan 2020
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nailit

Well That Passed An Hour

Just had a schizo neighbor threaten to kill me.... Loads of cops about at the mo. Actually feel for the bloke, cant imagine what hell he must be living? Nothing altruistic about this post, just cant...
20:59 Tue 07th Jan 202025 answers, last by nailit 18:21 Wed 08th Jan 2020

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