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Bobbisox1
I realise it was a different era but wouldn’t just switching it over/off suffice if it offends you?...
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nailit
Following on from clovers post below.... Why is it that humans have always sort to get 'high' on one substance or another? (If not from a chemical then certainly from adrenalin) Mankind has always...
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melv16
... that positive thinking is required when making Yorkshire puddings to rise. Mind over batter......
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lankeela
I thought I'd be generous and donate blood today but honestly why do they have to ask so many questions? Whose blood is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket? Can you tell this policeman...
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Patsy33
My Uncle had just left me a stately home in his will. Not sure where Sodd Hall is, but I'm thrilled!...
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NellieMay
I have never been one to cry at things on TV. So why do I feel a wee bit weepy when the John Lewis Dragon ad comes on. I wan't one for Christmas!...
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Buenchico
. . . with one question offering three correct responses (so it's impossible to score zero) and most of the others being fairly easily guessable, so my score of 6 possibly isn't as impressive as it...
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo many happies Erin xx...
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Patsy33
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady...
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sunny-dave
https://i.postimg.cc/wvYLHwBN/50p.jpg...
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Chipchopper
I was in a bar last tight when a girl came over and said "what do you do" ?. "Race cars" I said. "That's cool do you win many races" she said. Me "No I can never keep up with them"...
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maggiebee
Notice in local Bookshop Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs...
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maggiebee
I cannot believe it's 12 weeks until pancake day, and already shops are selling flour and eggs!
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webbo3
just noticed its my AB birthday. 470 Questions 4487 Answers 32 Best Answers Joined: 14:25 Mon 21st Nov 2005 Last Activity: 18:12 Thu 21st Nov 2019 Gender: Male...
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naomi24
… and then thousands more for her human rights fight to stay in the UK. It is thought she won her battle to avoid deportation. Harry Fletcher, of the Victims’ Rights Campaign, said “The amounts...
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maggiebee
Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay For the 22nd time!...
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sunny-dave
A bloke says to his wife "my bum is really burning and I've no idea what it is". "ring sting" his wife says. The bloke replies "how the feck will he know?"...
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo&t=61s Hope you have a nice day Traci...and that you feel a bit better now , not been a good year for you..hopefully next year will bring better times xx...
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maggiebee
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought.... "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."...

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